Scene opens:
Mom comes downstairs skin a-crawling and cringing. : Um, boys, who wants to take care of the mouse in the attic?
Jay: Um, Neil'll do it! *shivers*
Neil: *indignant squeak* No I so won't!
Mom: Neither of you? Crap. Oh wait, Rae!?
Rae: In the kitchen!
Mom enters kitchen : Um, there's a mouse caught in the trap upstairs by it's neck, and, well ( Read more... )

I. am not happy. Anywhere.

I fear I am impossible to please. Or at least, very, very, very difficult.

I want to go home. I want a home.

Someone please water my poor plant.

New Entry on blog. Not the most recent, but the one before. The most recent is a random comment I want to save. But yeah.

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Okay, I am in need of a bit of assistance. Dre used the term ego-death today, which I totally understood in context, like, down to my very core (sort of like how "objectified by connotation" rang true with me the other day), but I tried to explain it to Anna, ego-death I mean, and was rendered inarticulate. Could anyone ramble about what it is to ( Read more... )

Krista, this post is for you.

Weber, Marx, Durkheim
 Retire to the iv'ry can
 Excrete social thought

Porcelain goddess
 Mouth agape and beckoning
 To you I return

This turned out dangerous 
Careful with all the TP
 Don't want to clog it

Mythical monsters and
 sea creatures watch us
 with mute indifference

I void my sphincter
 Colon full of acid shit
 Must ( Read more... )

Hello. I made this in order to be able to comment on a friend's journal, but I don't really intend to use this website for myself. Alternatively ( Read more... )