haha wtf dream-me fails at forging passports. :/

Aug 07, 2009 03:42

Startled awake after shouting a tirade in my sleep, I think, so I might as well write what was going on down before I forget. Someone can laugh at me and maybe fic it later. XDD

If they feel like it, ahaha.

The radish witch has a long way to go before she successfully dreams in nonsense. However, this was pretty nonsensical. )

dream diary, rl-related oddities, random

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frostberryjam August 7 2009, 15:31:45 UTC
Can I admit that I started laughing under my breath? Particularly at that second dream of yours? Damn it, I don't get the sexyfuntimes dreams, like, ever. My subconscious; it is apparently not filthy enough.

I have weird dreams all the time. I don't think a dream I've ever had doesn't quantify as 'weird', but for additional weirdness, they tend to have plots or recurring themes. At the very least there's usually one or two hot guys running around.

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radish_lily August 7 2009, 15:53:53 UTC
You're perfectly welcome to laugh. I managed to simultaneously amuse and baffle people by telling them about that second dream, anyway, since I woke up at two fingers. Er... yes. >>

Would you like to trade? I seem to get sexyfuntimes dreams a little too often. Sometimes with very strange casts/kinks. (Although the few dreams I have with "plot" tend to either do weird things like loop or just be utter nonsense, so... I don't know. Maybe you keeping your dreams is a better deal for you, haha. =D)

Also I am sorry for randomly stalking you and never so much as saying hello but I sort of got into TWEWY recently and ran into your fics and kind of fell in totally platonic fangirl love. XDD Hello.

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frostberryjam August 7 2009, 16:28:37 UTC
It's okay. It's happened to me, the FEW times I've had the fun dreams. And then I curse at God and whoever else might be listening in. "YOU COULDN'T WAIT FIVE MORE MINUTES, ASSHOLE?"

Ahem.

Uh. We can trade for a lil'while? :D Mine are kind of scary, and have a lot of scary-assed Crazy Seme types running around in there. Like, there's demons all over the place, and vampires, and even a few aliens (actually, the alien guy was kind of sweet and clueless, even if he was still a jerk) and there's a few fae, and there's usually something trying to kill me, and there's been a few apocalyptic ones with the world drowning under a massive tsunami -- so I don't know if you really want mine. Oh, and I die a lot in my dreams. I think I've been shot in the head a couple of times, burned in lava (technically a lava bomb), drowned, stabbed -- so much for death in your dreams = death in real life. IT'S TOTALLY UNTRUE ( ... )

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radish_lily August 7 2009, 17:38:39 UTC
Maybe we should keep our respective dreams, haha.

I die lame deaths in mine. There was one about a failing underwater base of some sort and getting killed by... hordes of jellyfish. :/ I've also gotten killed by weird overweight fleshy humanoid monster things that just absorb and absorb and absorb hits, and I think there was some weird invisible thing flying bug-thing that drained energy, and the haunted version of the house I lived in for fifteen years, and... I don't know. Oh good, I was wondering about that--kind of waiting for the day I woke up dead from a dream death. Wait... that's not quite right...

I accidentally converted someone to Hetalia, actually, so that's fine too. XDD I'm not exactly up to date on it, though. Also, funny thing is that a couple friends of mine and I tend to snag characters from our fandoms to roleplay, and they gave me Yoshiya--with the provision (because both of these friends are Beat/Neku fangirls, ahaha) that Yoshiya doesn't hit on Neku and I asked them "How do I tell my headcanon Yoshiya that he ( ... )

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tir_synni August 7 2009, 15:51:30 UTC
I always have these Friday the 13th-like dreams, where there's some creepy figure in a mask chasing me through the entire dream. One morning I woke up with my hands in the same position as they had been in the dream: holding a gun. *facepalm* And I can't even remember the last time I saw one of those movies!

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radish_lily August 7 2009, 16:00:59 UTC
Oh my. That's... scary. D: I've never actually watched one of those movies and I am horrible with horror so I don't think I ever will, to be honest, but... damn. D:

I'm not going to offer to trade dreams with you, then. D: Knowing me I will try going back to sleep and wind up looping that kind of dream over and over and people will have to come cart me away in the morning because I've woken half the neighborhood up screaming like a ninny. D: (I don't handle dreams like that too well, ahaha. >>)

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radish_lily August 7 2009, 21:13:43 UTC
Wow. That is a really strange dream.

--I would ask if you're not somehow slipping into somebody else's life while you're asleep (like astral projection or something) but that really only happens in fiction which I read far too much of, ahaha.

Come to think of it, most of my weird dreams I wake up from on my stomach. I wonder if there's some particular reason why weird dreams happen in certain sleeping positions.

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radish_lily August 8 2009, 06:09:02 UTC
Hm. Yeah, come to think of it, it's weird/fun if it's just a dream but dealing with an organized crime ring in RL is kind of scary. :/

Don't you love when dreams get all weirdly-colored? XD I had one in sepia tones once.

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amouisrafel August 7 2009, 21:17:53 UTC
I couldn't stop giggling throughout the whole thing. (I think my brother still thought I was reading this one PW fanfic which is why he didn't say anything.) Now you know. Never go into the forging passports business. BTW, I am really happy I wasn't drinking my soda during that other dream because it would SO have ended up all over my comp. screen. xD ( ... )

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radish_lily August 8 2009, 06:06:52 UTC
Good thing you weren't. I probably should have put a warning label on this one, maybe. XDD

Wow. I think your dreams take the random cake. XDDD

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amouisrafel August 8 2009, 08:48:04 UTC
Warning might be good. xD

That second one makes me wonder what I did before going to bed. More specifically what I ate...more specifically if there were any shrooms in my food or water. The first one just makes me curse my mind.

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radish_lily August 9 2009, 14:32:21 UTC
I think shrooms would give you even crazier dreams than that. Also, you wouldn't have to go to sleep to see them.

I realized that my journal's kind of already on a default warning bit. XDD Can't really crank it up higher than that, I think. Unless I want to cut you, the short one, and Fishpuppy off until you guys turn 18. XDD

Ahaha. XDD I've done that a few times. No L and Light making out in my subconscious since I never got that much into Death Note, but... actually, to talk about that would probably require me to put up a warning, ahaha. XD Okay. Stop, L, stop. D:

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