my musebox is not dear_mun, but I couldn't think of anything else

[throwsgun]

I'm not complainin' about the lack of new PB.

I like looking young and handsome and Hollywood. Ish. Ery. Ishery. Dickery. Anyway. Yeah, so I like being "those types". The kind that make all the ladies go "You have a kid?! My god, how'd you lose the baby weight?" I mean, in a non-mpreg sorta way.

The moral of the story? I like my girlish figure.

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[shadedsunlight]

[She laughs quietly.]

Never thought I'd hear your commenting on your girlish figure.

[throwsgun]

Only if I'm kidding around. Really, though. You know me. Big, strong, handsomes--all DILF territory.

[also you get a big hug cuz he hasn't seen you in forever. big, not creepy sort of hug.]

[shadedsunlight]

Definitely. Completely DILF, I'm surprised you don't have a hoard of women chasing after you right now.

[Aww, Juke always gets a hug. She would have done it too.]

[throwsgun]

Yeah, me neither. But enough about me. So how the heck you've been, Ginia?

oh god no bad dog NO

[throwsgun]

I'm actually pretty white and nerdy and old and not a pretty boy, but apparently nobody in Hollywood fits that description.

[throwsgun]

Awww, you're making me blush.