Apr 13, 2006 01:10
My dear little hobbits...season 2 has come to it's close. We officially wrap in another 20 hours or so, but I have just wrapped only minutes ago. Ahhhhh...relaxing time. Sexy time *rubs hands together* sexy time! --my own little shout-out to Ali G's character "Barat." Is that how you spell it?
Anyway, I am so thrilled with having completed season 2 and am quite hopeful that a season 3 awaits us only months from now. Things are really in the 50/50 category now, but I am hopeful that the last 4 episodes will have stronger ratings and enough "buzz" to ensure a season 3.
Just to clear things up, I adore Sean Elliott, writer of the recent article/interview in "IF" magazine. He's actually so much fun to spend time with and talk with, but I need to make things a little bit more clear on what was said or suggested or intended by me. He only printed what I said but I feel I should elaborate a little more so as to diffuse things a little. There is NOTHING official that has been signed, no deal has been "closed" and I am not a series regular. If there is a season 3 it looks as if that could really happen, though, if all things go the right way. I am a "believe it when I see it" kind of person. Let me say that when it is FOR REAL, and congratulations (or whatever) are in order, I will "officially" announce it on my website and soon afterwards here at ROL. I am just as hopeful that Lamb will be a regular as I am that there will be a season 3. You never know. Like I said, I will believe it when I see it. If you're interested, here are my contract demands...1,000,000 dollars per episode, a crystal bowl weighing exactly 7 pounds in my 84-ft-long trailer containing 84 yellow M&M's in it at all times. I will need to be followed around by my assistant, and his or her name has to be "Frankdbunny" and if by some chance they have a different legal name, they still have to be regarded by me as "Frankdbunny." (My shoutout to a hobbit who loves to be called a hobbit.) I will get foot massages on even days of the month and on odd days I get a naked, baby-oil rub-down by a HUGE Swedish woman named Hilga. Also, someone is to follow me around the set at all times with a violin playing Beethoven's 5th movement in g-minor. That's all. Not really a SUPER-DEMANDING contract. I'm pretty low-maintenance, wouldn't you agree?
To wrap things up, I want to thank you all now for quite a lovely season and it was extra special to have spent it all with you. This season was special to me because I could read your comments as I was working week to week and most times you all helped keep me in the loop about things involving the show or me. You all have my deepest thanks, and I wish you all a wonderful next few months, and I am looking forward to chatting it up with you all during VERONICA MARS SEASON 3! Apparently there are 430-440 little Hobbits in our Lamb-loving community...what an accomplishment! Hopefully we're well past 500 at the beginning of season 3 and past 1,000 at the end of that season. The more the merrier! I am by no means disappearing from the online world now, but I feel it appropriate to post all of this now as it could be the last day I will ever play Sheriff Lamb again. I will sleep much easier, though, after May 19th rolls around and I will know about the show's fate and can start looking forward to another fun-filled season of snark, mystery, flirtation, degradation, deceipt, backstory, and Lamb-licious smart-assiness from the Sheriff of Neptune.
This Veronica Mars series-thing...we've got to keep meeting like this, wouldn't you agree?
Love from Michael Muhney and a special little "F YOU" from Lamb.