The Online YA Dystopia Generator!

[rachelmanija]

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[cicer]

Leap: Roads have been banned and the government controls gravity.

This is almost eerily perfect.

[rachelmanija]

Less poetic but equally apropos:

Sway: Teenage girls having sex has been banned and the government controls low-rise jeans.

[genarti]

Similarly: Jerk: Homosexuality has been banned and the government controls language.

[asakiyume]

Seriously!

Shelved in Horror

[ejmam]

Hitch: Reading has been banned and the government controls chocolate.

Even Bradbury wasn't this dark.

[asakiyume]

That is awesome!

[spectralbovine]

Some of my favorites:

Reek: Lawnmowers have been banned and the government controls flirting.

Quiver: Entertainment has been banned and the government controls sofas.

Run: Patent leather shoes have been banned and the government controls patent leather shoes.

Ninja: Garlic has been banned and the government controls gravity.

Track: Midlife crises have been banned and the government controls scooters.

The most apropos one yet!

[telophase]

Vibrate: Sex has been banned and the government controls owning more than two dildos.