Iron Shadows, by Steven Barnes

[rachelmanija]

Cat and Jax are private investigators, bad-ass martial artists, and exes. Though their marriage failed because of their inability to cope with their traumatic pasts, they still work beautifully together and have sizzling sexual chemistry. When they get hired to investigate the leaders of a cult - former conjoined twins Tomo and Joy, who have poorly

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[spectralbovine]

body parts: tumescent tentacles
Only you, Rachel. Only you.

[buymeaclue]

When they get hired to investigate the leaders of a cult - former conjoined twins Tomo and Joy, who have poorly defined psychic powers that may involve ectoplasmic tentacles - they must go undercover in the cult's sexual healing workshop for distressed couples!

You have a real talent for making the most ridiculous books sound impossible to resist...

[ellen_fremedon]

...I may have to read this.

[tcastleb]

I read that one; I really enjoyed it. And not for just the, uh, tentacles. :>p

[tool_of_satan]

I suppose it would be worse if it were an unmemorable instance of anal tentacle rape. Like, "Anything interesting happen today?" "Not really. No, wait, there was the anal tentacle rape."