Jay's Journal, by the anonymous aka Beatrice Sparks, PhD

Mar 08, 2008 17:36

yhlee and I visited the YA section of Vroman's Bookshop in a quest for the ultimately awesomely angsty YA novel.

She proposed that single-syllable, single-word titles often predict great and melodramatic angst. For example, the oevre of Ellen Hopkins-- in verse-- Crank (meth addiction), Burned (child abuse), and Impulse (suicide). (I see that her ( Read more... )

author: anonymous, body parts: in jars, awesomely bad books, genre: young adult, unintentional comedy, author: sparks beatrice, genre: hilarious satanism

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Renegade sperm jonquil March 9 2008, 02:11:18 UTC
I'm guessing they wear leather jackets and ride motorcycles?

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The saber-toothed crotch crickets are leaving their abode. jonquil March 9 2008, 02:12:06 UTC
"I FINALLY got rid of that case of crabs."

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Re: The saber-toothed crotch crickets are leaving their abode. rachelmanija March 9 2008, 02:13:00 UTC
Ohh, I think that must be what that meant! I had no idea.

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Re: The saber-toothed crotch crickets are leaving their abode. thomasyan March 9 2008, 08:05:03 UTC
Why crickets? That to me implies chirping, which I am pretty sure lice don't do.

Or is that part of the characterizing of Jay? Or the author not thinking things through.

Um, I don't think I am going to try reading this book to find out which. But if it gets made into anime, I'll have to drag friends over to watch it, and perhaps make a drinking game out of it.

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Re: The saber-toothed crotch crickets are leaving their abode. jonquil March 9 2008, 20:32:53 UTC
Because "crickets" is more satisfying to say than "lice", especially when preceded by "crotch".

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sovay March 9 2008, 02:36:59 UTC
*random icon approval*

Also:

The saber-toothed crotch crickets are leaving their abode.

Eeek.

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chomiji March 11 2008, 18:09:51 UTC


>> I don't remember crotch crickets. <

XD

And I really don't see how you could have forgotten them, if they'd been there ... .

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sophia_helix March 9 2008, 03:12:43 UTC
Hahaha. I never read Go Ask Alice but it was always on the paperback rack at the school library, along with others of that ilk. Did you ever read A Summer to Die? It's actually decently written, for a story about a sensitive, artistic girl whose popular, beautiful, and slightly-resented older sister dies of cancer. And I looooved the hurts-so-good bruise feeling of reading and rereading Jacob Have I Loved as a kid. Which is, hm, again about the sensitive, underappreciated sister except x10. I also happen to know my sister read that book and also identified with the protagonist, so, heeee.

(PS: Whenever anyone says "agony" that song becomes impossibly earwormed.)

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rachelmanija March 9 2008, 07:55:23 UTC
Yes, I did! It's by Lois Lowry, and is actually pretty good. She dies artistically of leukemia.

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