I left probably 4-5 inches of myself in aveda today.

I feel naked :o)

I realllllyyy miss summer ( Read more... )

Swing low sweet cherry ( Read more... )

Real friends make you take risks

My penis is fat. Your dog humped my vagina. This retard raped my toe. A friend ate her ass. I'm hungry for some fat butch women. It's very sexy when my Victoria eats smirnoff.

the end. I love crackworth.

I'm sixteen, I actually feel older. I got my belly button pierced, got my license, will have my own car, I need to be responsible and not fuck this up.

I'm already way too excited about the upcoming summer. The first week of summer I turn 16, get my license, my very 1st cavity drilled, a tube shoved down my nose, and my belly button pierced. OH! And I'm done training for my job and I can really work now. WOOHOO! Very busy, I love it :)

Hey by the way, I'm not a "faggot". Who even uses that word ( Read more... )

Honey Bear is my only friend. I hate my life.

Every fucking time the weather gets dramatically colder even for a day I get this migraine. The migraine then turns into a dripping nose which turns into a completely clogged nose. The clogged nose makes me unable to sleep/breathe and then gives me a cough. So now I have a massive migraine, a clogged nose, and a cough. THANK YOU WEATHER ( Read more... )

Kara and I spent our Friday night walking to Starbucks/Target and being fucking unruly. That's right, we got 2 extra shots of espresso! We ate a lot of esparagus so our pee would smell funny...we should be arrested ( Read more... )