ATTN LADIES: Do not ever seek employment at a bank, particularly the drive-thru.

[rabidglow]

So the other night, I was bored at work and decided to show my friend Laurel the joys of all the freaks in the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist. (The freaks in Casual Encounters are NSFW) And we noticed a trend.

It started with this one.....

Beautiful girl teller at drive through BB&T - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-XXXXXXXXX9@craigslist.org

Comments

[unknowingartist]

These people scare me.

Especially this one: iknow yor married/pregnet but your beautiful and would like to take u tolunch.

Run teller lady, run far far away.

These people take desperate to a whole new level, especially considering Craigs List is the place they air their secret desires. Ughhhh....

[rabidglow]

I know! I've actually considered writing her an anonymous note as a warning, complete with a print out of that creepy ad. Who lusts after a pregnant woman, except perhaps the person who made her pregnant and freaks?

[abunchofcrap]

I WANT TO DATE THEM ALL. These men are dreamy.

[rabidglow]

Well, all you need to do is get a job at your local bank! And demand that you want the window seat, tell them you need to get more sun or something. Then be professionally courteous and/or pregnant, and you will be guaranteed to score you a man, perhaps one with a diesel truck!

[juliet_demarcus]

It really just never stops being disturbing.

[rabidglow]

And sadly that was just one page... this goes on EVERY DAY. Perhaps one was even written about you. "To the gurl with long blond hairs who works in the librury. I shure do love u, I just don't know if I can tell u. If u see this and u love me 2 (I am the guy in the red baseball cap, normally stained tan pants and accompanying unpleasant body odor) please write me and i will take u out for dinner at the Long John Silvers."

Thanks for the nightmares. ;-)

[juliet_demarcus]

Are you kidding me?! That can't be serious can it? That is soooooo disturbing.

Re: Thanks for the nightmares. ;-)

[rabidglow]

Hahahahahaha, I totally made it up. But it could have happened!

[zonga]

This makes me glad I will be dealing with children and not the public at large. WTF. I bet some of the creepy people that hit on us have posted there. "You were singing about noodles. I leered at you. Wanna cyber?"

[rabidglow]

Haha. "You were driving near Universal. I was with my family and I think my pre-teen daughter might have flashed you. I wish it had been me flashing you. Lets get together!"

[drownyourfears]

Man, who WOULDN'T want a man with an education like that?

[rabidglow]

I know who would!