Fic: Everybody Loves Clinton

[rabidchild]

Title: Everybody Loves Clinton
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Jones/El, Jones/Neal/Peter, Jones/Neal/Sara
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Dirty, dirty smut.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Jones gets lucky. A lot.

A/N: This started in a meme where I promised ficlets to the first five peeps to prompt me. coffeethyme4me wanted Jones/El in a dark corner, which

Comments

[lionessvalenti]

Okay, this is wonderful. It's hot and funny and hot... did I say that already? I especially love the third part with Peter calling Jones to warn him that Neal will probably try to lure him into a threesome with Sara (I suspect Neal has done this exact same thing to Peter in the past and it clearly worked then too) and Jones is just like "Uh huh, that's great, see ya."

[rabidchild]

OH yeah - this has already happened to Peter, I have no doubt about it. And Neal is a talented cocksucker. Peter speaks from experience...

[elrhiarhodan]

Clinton Jones has to be the luckiest man in the White Collar universe. He gets to fuck everyone (I think I need some Peter/Jones porn now).

You are a maestro, darling - and all I can do is stand up and shout BRAVA!!!!!

[rabidchild]

Ah, thank you so moish.

[elainasaunt]

need some Peter/Jones porn now

OMG.

*gets a faraway look*

[ladygray99]

\O/ I can not begin to tell you how perfect this was. Really, Jones should get all that kind of lovin' all the time.

...his first two fingers inside her, stroking slowly in a come here gesture...

So this is what that FBI two finger pint is for. ;-)

[rabidchild]

OMG LOLLING FOREVER

[ultracape]

Absolutely hysterical. But let's face it Jones was not the only one to get lucky. I mean, the center of an FBI sandwich.

[rabidchild]

Indeed - who woujldn't want that?

[secretsolitaire]

Nnnnngh. I can't decide which character combo is yummiest!

[rabidchild]

I'm partial to the image of Neal and Sara's heads in Clinton's lap...