White Collar Fic: Small Plates, or Five Times Neal Enjoyed the Food in Prison

[rabidchild]

Title: Small Plates, or Five Times Neal Enjoyed the Food in Prison
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC, gen
Spoilers: Diminishing Returns
Content Notice: Pre-series
Word Count: 2,500
Summary: What it says on the tin.

A/N: Neal's comment in “Diminishing Returns” that he’d enjoyed fresh-poached (?) duck confit while in prison got me to

Comments

[ladygray99]

Damn you
I am now so fucking hungry.

[rabidchild]

*evil grin*

[embroiderama]

Somehow that's exactly the kind of situation Neal would have found himself in, with his bizarre mix of good and bad luck. ;) And the ending was perfect!

[rabidchild]

Exactly - he leads this charmed existence at times, so it's perfectly believable.

[winterstar95]

You know someday I will eat as well as Neal does in prison....but with two little boys I am destine to eat chicken nuggets and yogurt for a while. A girl can dream and read your great story!

Thanks!

[rabidchild]

Some day I will cook for you, and there will be no chicken nuggets or yogurt in the house.

[kanarek13]

Win, win, win! Awwww... but seriously, only Neal would score himself gourmet food in prison :D Lovely story, brought a huge smile to my face :D Thank you \o/... And thank God I just had dinner :D

[elrhiarhodan]

YUM. Just, yum.

Glad I read this AFTER lunch, because I'd be tempted to blow off the afternoon and head out for some really good eats.

And

THE LAMBSHANK REDEPMPTION

just WIN!!!!!!!!

[rabidchild]

Heh. I found a list of 250 prison movies, looking for a better alternative, something more clever and punny like "The Greatest Cake" but my imagination failed me. It was this or "Fed Man Walking"...

[elrhiarhodan]

Well, it's leagues better than the Greek restaurant I once dreamed of opening: "Edible Rex".

[rabidchild]

Though I must say, if a mother and son were to open a restaurant together, calling it "Edible Complex" might be pretty cool...