If only...

[rabeslife]

BEN (while setting up the grill): I'll need matches.
SANDI: Good for you.
BEN: Will you get the matches?
SANDI: I don't want to get up.
BEN: How else am I supposed to light it?
SANDI: *points* Incendio!
BEN: *facepalm*

Unfortunately, it didn't work, and I had to get the matches.

Comments

[dhnitwit]

Sigh. You have no idea how many times I've tried to Accio something. Or Apparate ... I've tried that, too. Turns out I'm a Muggle. Life is so unfair.

[rabeslife]

Ha! I try that all the time; I hold out hope that one day it will work. =P

[silver_etoile]

... I do that.

Accio Remote!

Damn.

[rabeslife]

Either that or the force. Unfortunately, neither work. =\

[bcddedccbcdd]

EPIC FAIL.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
=D Hiiii, hehehe.

[rabeslife]

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

(I have ALWAYS wanted to use that. Hehehehe.)

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