Tittle : Akame's drabble series
Author : Me
Rating : PG-13
Genre : Crack, Fluff
Warning : Un-betaed
A/N : This is drabble of Kame and Jin's life story. Each drabble has a story bases on their pic. You can imagine or try to figure out what pic is talked about in the story ^^ The pic will be revealed after you read the fic ^^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIN!!!! XD
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“What are you doing here?” Ryo asked.
Jin propped his chin on kitchen’s table, looking at Ryo’s back. “Watching you cooking,” he said with no energy.
Ryo rolled his eyes and then spun to see the pouting Jin. He put a plate of pancake in front of Jin’s face. Jin didn’t expect that Ryo was cooking a pancake. It was a food that annoyed him right now. He pushed the plate with his index finger as far as he could. Ryo watched what Jin was doing to his lovely pancake. It was the first time Jin refused to eat, especially his food.
Ryo sat on a chair opposite Jin. He snatched the poor pancake from Jin and ate it lazily. Actually, he didn’t want to cook pancake. Well, he was just a hot guy who cared about his best friend that came into his apartment like a kicked puppy. He thought his cooking could make Jin cheer up again, but it failed.
“Okay, now tell me what did you do this time?” Ryo asked like it was the most normal topic to talk in the morning.
Jin played with his fork, refusing to answer. Ryo sighed. “You burned your kitchen again?” Ryo asked like it was Jin’s job.
Jin looked at Ryo in horror. “How did you know that?”
Ryo shrugged. “Well, half of your face was black because of stove’s ashes. Besides, you always played with fork when you refused to eat. And the reason is always same, burning your kitchen.”
Jin glared at his fork as if the fork was the one which told Ryo about his little secret.
Ryo propped his head with his hand. “What exactly did you do in the kitchen? I am surprised that you had a free time to burn your kitchen instead of fucking your turtle.”
Jin crossed his hand over his chest. “I took him many times, Ryo-chan. I took him at the door way, sofa, kitchen counter, bathroom and bedroom!”
Ryo’s forehead met the surface of the table upon hearing Jin’s bakaness. “Too much information, Jin,” Ryo complained.
“But it’s the truth! And so amazing too! He’s my lovely and sexy present after all,” Jin said proudly. “So I want to give him a surprise for the exchange of his present for my birthday!”
Ryo laughed. “With burning your kitchen? It’s the most amazing event, Jin.”
Jin wanted to hit Ryo’s hand with his fork but Ryo snatched the fork away first. “What did you cook anyway? Water?”
Jin pouted. “I cooked the same food like you! Pancake!”
Ryo laughed. “No wonder you burned your kitchen! You don’t even know how to use a pan!”
Jin got up from his seat to have a wrestling match with Ryo. They fought until Ryo’s kitchen wasn’t too different with Akame’s. At least they didn’t burn something here. They were laughing as they were covered by sour. They looked like old men.
“Ryo? What happens?” Tatsuya asked, coughing because of the sour on the air.
Ryo got up and smacked Jin. Jin rubbed his white head which full of sour and followed Ryo. He stopped as he saw how Ryo pulled Tatsuya closer and crushed their lips together. Okay, it’s not good. He witnessed something hot early in the morning.
“Nice view, Tat-chan,” Jin spoke up, startling the pair.
Tatsuya’s eyes went big. He covered his naked body quickly with a sheet that he wore loosely. “Jin! What are you doing here?”
Jin gaped. “Well, bothering your hot morning?”
Tatsuya and Ryo rolled their eyes. “Whatever you did, you have to come back as soon as possible before Kame explodes,” Tatsuya said.
Jin shook his head stubbornly. “Noooo! He will kill me if I come back!”
“And do you think that Kame won’t do it if you runaway? Dream on, Jin. Kame obviously will hunt to kill you!” Tatsuya said to add the horror.
Jin was pale. Oh no, he was died. Kame, maybe, was on the way to kill him now!
“Huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what should I doooo?” Jin screamed as he ran around in Ryo’s apartment in panic.
Ryo and Tatsuya looked at each other. Why did they have this baka here? Tatsuya ignored Jin. He wanted Ryo to lovey-dovey with him in the morning. He pressed his body to Ryo’s, seducing his lover. Ryo sighed. He didn’t have any mood to ravish Tatsuya if Jin was still screaming like there was a fire. Ryo pecked Tatsuya’s pouting lips because he ignored his seduction. He flipped open his phone when he got a sudden message. Ryo gulped. He showed the content of the message to Tatsuya. His lover gulped too.
“Jin, you get a message from hell,” Ryo said as he stopped the running Jin. He tossed the phone to Jin and then dragged Tatsuya into his room and locked it.
Jin frowned. “Geez, they sure can’t wait to eat each other,” He said in confusion and then read the message.
‘Ryo! Open the door! I want to kill that baka!’
Jin froze. Oh, great, he was so dead now! Kame was in the front of Ryo’s door! To kill him on top of all. Jin walked to the main door to check if Kame was really there. If no, he could runaway, maybe to Pi’s apartment. But if Kame was there, it meant yesterday was the last time he celebrate his birthday. Jin cursed because Ryo’s door didn’t have a little hole to see outside. He had to open the door to check Kame was there or not.
Jin took a deep breath. He was sweating a lot. His body was trembling in fear. He unlocked the door and then opened it slowly. He pooped his head out and then he screamed in total fright as he saw Kame there. Soon, Ryo’s apartment was noisy with everything crashing on the floor, Jin’s scream and Kame’s yelling. Ryo and Tatsuya were hugging each other, hoping the war to end soon.
End~♪
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