Episode 1 [Video | Action for New Bark]

[r_username]

*The feed is coming on to a series of beeps, as a Beldum has managed to procure and attach a Pokegear to itself! A few more beeps come from behind the gear, as it focuses in on the back of a blue haired girl, dressed in a highly unusual outfit. In any case, she has yet to acknowledge the gear. As she is currently standing outside "Mom's House" in

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[thebelsareinert]

... Another cosplayer, maybe...?

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[thebelsareinert]

... Well you definitely sound like a robot.

-- I am?

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[r_username]

Drills are second in frequency.

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[thebelsareinert]

What about missiles?

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[r_username]

Missiles are a unreliable method of attack in most battle scenarios that would involve Gnosis.

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[thebelsareinert]

Then what is?

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[r_username]

Attacks that provide instant direct impact. Primarily firearms or melee weapons such as blades.

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[thebelsareinert]

So you're that type of robot?

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[r_username]

Affirmative. I am a weapon.

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[thebelsareinert]

You are a weapon?

For a weapon, you're pretty nice looking. Most weapons make you want to run, you know?

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[r_username]

My external appearance does not factor into battle efficiency.

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[thebelsareinert]

I guess I can understand that.

I can definitely imagine worse robots though.