Halloween-themed memes and quizes!

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

From mutinousmuse and jingamoffin

You Are Scary

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[pandora_17]

Ha! I'm Jesus!

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

Hee. Well, it's not that big a jump from St. Blonde, I guess.

[pandora_17]

Not a big jump? I'm freaking JESUS.

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

Yeah, from pirate to Jesus IS a big jump.

[kashtanga]

I don't get my costume. *cries*

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

I guess you're too young to remember '80s children's toys/shows. Specifically, the Transformers.

[mutinousmuse]

Ha! Must be because I seduced him and fucked him senseless! (Um, the governor is a him, right? You know what - doesn't matter.) And I hereby challenge you to a scare!duel... let the games begin!

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

Yes, he's a guy.

How exactly is this scare duel supposed to work?

[mutinousmuse]

Like this:

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

Okay, the link didn't work the first time, let's try this again.

(and, remember, you brought this on yourself.)

[outoffashion]

I guess I rather be a Dick then a Bush.

Urm... Anyways.

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

We'll just pretend that was a different Dick C. and we're partying in Neptune, 'kay?

[outoffashion]

As long as no one gives me a trip to the dentist.

[bostonben]

CANDY CORN IS THE SHIZZNET. I'm going to get some today. My mom always sends me christmas, valentines, and easter candy corn too. Well, she did, until I was like, yo, I'm FAT, stop sending me candy.

[bostonben]

Also, I would never be a doctor. Ew. Even for Halloween.

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

But you're some kind of superhero - like Dr. Doom or something. not an M.D.

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

CANDY CORN ROCKS!!!!! I'm totally going to buy a bag when it goes on sale this week and use it to reward myself in the future.

My grandmother used to send us holiday boxes, there'd be candy, art supplies, cards, random decorations, etc.