Fic: Hail, Poesie!

[qwertyfaced]

Title: Hail, Poesie!
Author: QWERTYfaced
Fandom: White Collar
Wordcount: ~2100
Rating: PG
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie
Genre: Gen, humor, crack!fic
Notes: Written in response to the winterstar95's prompt at the whitecollarhc community's Crackfic Monopoly! fest. The prompt was: "Neal gets hit by a spell and can only speak in verse (either

Comments

[morganslady]

Very funny story.. Thanks

[qwertyfaced]

You're welcome! :) Thanks for reading and commenting.

[reve_silencieux]

Heee! How on earth did you manage to rhyme all of that? I'm in awe. Of course, I sucked at poetry in school, so I'm impressed by anyone who can write it.

Felonious Poets Society HA!!! Oh Peter...

I loved it, and while it was part of the prompt, Mozzie and Elizabeth were perfect for this fic. And kudos for coming up with a reasonably sane reason for his uh... condition. ;-)

[qwertyfaced]

Thank you! :D

As far as rhyming goes, a good rhyming dictionary can be your friend, though a lot of it just came from my diseased imaginings. It's hardly poetry, though-doggerel at best. That's all right, it's crack.

This prompt was so much fun, and just what I needed today. Thanks for pointing it out!

[reve_silencieux]

No matter if it wasn't really poetry, the rhyming was great.

I forgot to point out last night (wasn't exactly too coherent), that I laughed out loud at the origami Neal. That would be so much fun to see on the real show.

And I'm glad you had fun writing it, even if you normally don't write crack!

[qwertyfaced]

I wish I were good enough at origami to attempt a little hatted figure. I'd totally take a picture and make it the cover art for this fic.

Just would have to find some fancy pins...because after all, both Neal and Alex appreciate the finer things in life.

[sheenianni]

This is cute and funny :) I liked it.

[qwertyfaced]

Thanks! :D I was in a crappy mood today, so decided to go to the silliest possible place. Thank goodness for prompts and fortuitous crackfic fests, say I.

I appreciate the time you took to read and comment-feedback is always treasured.

[daria234]

LOL hilarious. I really like the rhymes you come up with for him - very clever and fun.

And Mozzie here is just priceless.

[qwertyfaced]

Thank you! I appreciate the read.

I had a lot of fun picking the quotes for Mozzie, trying to figure out how many poets I could hit. As it turned out, I got seven if you count the title (which is lifted from Burns).

[kanarek13]

This is brilliant!!!! Perfection with the rhymes and everyone's reactions, you have achieved 100% of IC in a crackfic :D

Amazing, I love it to bits :D

[qwertyfaced]

Aww, thank you! :D

I love the idea of the fest over at H/C, even though I can't usually write crack. It certainly provided just what I needed today!