Um, actually, I'm not sure about Honeydukes. I'd imagine that would be about the time I've got to head over to the Three Broomsticks for a bit of butterbeer with Lisa, since we tend to take a little under forty minutes for Scrivenshafts.
Lisa? Lisa Turpin?? Is that who you've been hiding with
Why would you be getting butterbeers with Lisa Turpin? That was always our Is it a date? Please Don't tell me you're dating Lisa, Terry, she looks like one of those mario fish! You know those, don't you, the ones with the buggy eyes? She's certainly not as pretty as
Anyway you could do so much better, you know? I happen to have it on authority that there are scads of people at Hogwarts who think you're charming and dashing and would snog you faster than you could say 'queerditch' if you'd just look at them! So why don't you come with me tomorrow, then, and we could maybe find you someone who really lo cares for you?
Who are you to give me advice on this sort of thing? You're throwing about assumptions where you have no right. And I'd really like it, Michael, if you would just STOP.
Well maybe she doesn't look like a fish-fish but if you've ever played Super Mario World you'll know what I mean.
But she's not very pretty, still! I mean I guess she's all right, but... Terry is very handsome, it's quite obvious that he could net any b girl in school if he wanted or tried, but you know how shy he can be. I just want to help him find the best possible match!
But what if he ends up shacking up with the wrong sort of woman, you know? Some fussy American blonde with large knockers and a funny accent who leads him on and swindles him out of his fortune pocketbook before breaking his heart and leaving the country, never to be seen again?
Worse yet, what if he does find somebody but they don't feel the same way? I couldn't bear to just let that happen, I'm trying to do as much as I can to help him, you know.
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Um, actually, I'm not sure about Honeydukes. I'd imagine that would be about the time I've got to head over to the Three Broomsticks for a bit of butterbeer with Lisa, since we tend to take a little under forty minutes for Scrivenshafts.
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Why would you be getting butterbeers with Lisa Turpin? That was always our Is it a date? Please Don't tell me you're dating Lisa, Terry, she looks like one of those mario fish! You know those, don't you, the ones with the buggy eyes? She's certainly not as pretty as
Anyway you could do so much better, you know? I happen to have it on authority that there are scads of people at Hogwarts who think you're charming and dashing and would snog you faster than you could say 'queerditch' if you'd just look at them! So why don't you come with me tomorrow, then, and we could maybe find you someone who really lo cares for you?
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Just STOP
YOU'RE SO
Who are you to give me advice on this sort of thing? You're throwing about assumptions where you have no right. And I'd really like it, Michael, if you would just STOP.
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I'm sorry.
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extra
nattertether
or
three if
you
need
one.
(and lisa doesn't
look like any
sort of fish,
michael. that's
a
very mean
thing to say.)
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But she's not very pretty, still! I mean I guess she's all right, but... Terry is very handsome, it's quite obvious that he could net any b girl in school if he wanted or tried, but you know how shy he can be. I just want to help him find the best possible match!
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fish.
and it's up to
terry to decide
who the best
match
is, you
know.
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Worse yet, what if he does find somebody but they don't feel the same way? I couldn't bear to just let that happen, I'm trying to do as much as I can to help him, you know.
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