Life has me in its Death Grip.

[quntun]

After i shave, i inspect the razor burn on my neck, go to war on in-growns, and tell them, "Dirty Little Bastards."

I believe that's what the Sun mutters at the Moons of Jupiter.

Or the White cells to the Red.

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Comments

[jayjameson]

you can grow a neck beard. shave off all other beards except those on the neck region. if people reject you because of your beard, you will know they aren't worth your while. think how great that would be.

[quntun]

I guess I'll have to start bringing a double edged axe to work then...

[seagullheadguy]

))< >((
back and forth
back and forth
back and forth

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[sausagess]

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"forever."

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[seagullheadguy]

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[quntun]

Thank's for not leaving my buttocks hanging out there man, I owe you one.