Phil Foglio did a multi-page comic covering how to emulate dungeons and dragons in real life. Such as:
"To simulate taking 2 hit points of damage, strap 12 cats to your body and get in the shower."
"Cover your body in all your pots and pans. Try to walk through your neighbors yard in the middle of the night without waking them. This is what trying to 'sneak' in full plate armor is like."
"Find a large bag, and put two piles of bowling balls 10 yards apart. Put one ball into the bag and carry it to the other pile. Repeat. Do you still like finding large amounts of gold?"
Those aren't the exact quotes. I'll have to find and scan it in for you.
So funny. I especially like the gold one for realism. For the cats, not all cats are created equal. I have one cat that when water is involved could out do the damage of the other four we have.
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"To simulate taking 2 hit points of damage, strap 12 cats to your body and get in the shower."
"Cover your body in all your pots and pans. Try to walk through your neighbors yard in the middle of the night without waking them. This is what trying to 'sneak' in full plate armor is like."
"Find a large bag, and put two piles of bowling balls 10 yards apart. Put one ball into the bag and carry it to the other pile. Repeat. Do you still like finding large amounts of gold?"
Those aren't the exact quotes. I'll have to find and scan it in for you.
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