Sandoz and I must be stopped
Okay, first, for tuff_ghost (okay, actually for me). The Paul/George "I LOVE YOU ONII-SAMA!" bit:
Precision and expression: between them, George and Paul had hit upon the elements that distinguished their future collaboration. But almost as critical was the friendship developing between the two boys. Most institute upperclassmen never mixed with younger students, but for George, with his interest in rock 'n roll and undeniable talent, Paul felt the affection of an elder brother. He was touched by something he saw in the gangly boy. They hung around together on the weekends. He watched over George in school -- Paul an effusively outgoing bloke, and George, barely fourteen and slow-talking, nipping alongside like a fawn; at lunch, Paul doled out double helpings from his outpost behind the cafeteria line; he rode the bus home with George to Allertown and dragged him along on a couple of social outings.
And then sandoz_iscariot and I decided to run with the "Shojo Yaoi Beatles" to painful lengths:
quietprofanity: ONIIIIIIIIIIII-SAMAAAAAAA!
sandoz_iscariot: loooooool
quietprofanity: I know fangirl Japanese is bad, bad, bad, but sometimes it is the only way to express the nuances of such a scene.
sandoz_iscariot: I know exactly what you mean
I'm imagining Paul and George under the cherry blossoms now.
quietprofanity: "Why are these growing in Liverpool?"
"SHUT UP AND KISS ME!"
sandoz_iscariot: "Let's take a romantic ride on this ferris wheel!"
quietprofanity: "And then get ice cream!"
sandoz_iscariot: "Buy me a teddy bear!"
"I'll name him Paul-Chan!"
quietprofanity: FFFF.
"Paul-chan plays skiffle music like Onii-Sama!"
OH MAN.
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: There's a later part in the book when Paul has to convince John to let George join the band.
"He's so ... young."
"But he's AMAZING!"
sandoz_iscariot: hee
I can see the shipwars now
quietprofanity: Heeee.
I know there is a Beatles RPS community. It probably happens.
I bet Ringo is the rebound for John after the band breaks up.
sandoz_iscariot: poor ringo
LOL oh god I'm imagining Shojo Yoko
quietprofanity: Yeah, he hasn't even appeared in the book yet. :(
sandoz_iscariot: halp
quietprofanity: LOL!
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!"
sandoz_iscariot: she'd have those narrow anime seductive eyes
quietprofanity: Oh, one of THOSE types.
I hope she and Linda Eastman snippily compare each other's bodies in the sauna.
sandoz_iscariot: well, if this shojo manga is yaoi... XD
LOL
quietprofanity: "WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH, YOKO?"
"IT'S CALLED MEAT, LINDA!"
sandoz_iscariot: lol
Paul and Linda are really vegetarians because they turn into cute, marketable animals
quietprofanity: FFFFF!
quietprofanity: Damn, now I'm trying to think what animals.
(Of course John would be a Walrus and Ringo an Octopus.)
sandoz_iscariot: yes
Paul would be a cat?
>:3
and George a fawn, lol
quietprofanity: I DIG IT.
Yoko is probably a snake, poor thing.
sandoz_iscariot: awww :'(
quietprofanity: Linda can be a monkey, I think I saw her cuddle one once.
sandoz_iscariot: LOL
quietprofanity: There was this weird speech she made about how fish cry out and beg not to be killed so I almost want to make her a fish but then Paul would want to eat her. :(
Heather Mills can be the fish. That's why they didn't work out.
sandoz_iscariot: LOL
with one flipper
/evil
quietprofanity: Yes, like Nemo. XD
sandoz_iscariot: lol you need to post this
quietprofanity: I THINK I WILL.
But who is our model for Mark David Chapman? XD
sandoz_iscariot: pfffffffffffffffff
quietprofanity: I'm tempted to make him like Shuichi the disgusting otaku toad creature from Midori Days.
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: Chapman thinks of nothing but Lennon hand-dolls and MURDER.
sandoz_iscariot: and Catcher in the Rye.
quietprofanity: OH YEAH.
Actually, his hand doll is Holden Caulfield.
"Only you understand me, fictional character."
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: Hee. Is there anything else? :3
sandoz_iscariot: Patti Boyd?
quietprofanity: Ah, I don't know anything about her. Got any ideas?
sandoz_iscariot: not really
I think I should show at least one Beatle wife some mercy XD
quietprofanity: LOL.
I don't hate Yoko or Linda. I just think this is funny.
sandoz_iscariot: I don't hate them either. But the shojo genre does XD
quietprofanity: Heee.
Linda totally has the big sad Sasami eyes while Yoko has the Ryoko ones, BTW.
sandoz_iscariot: ha, yes
quietprofanity: I'm incorporating shonen, but I don't care.
sandoz_iscariot: And the Plastic Ono Band are robots.
quietprofanity: LOL!
Can they be like the Washu robots?
"You are totally awesome, Yoko!"
"This is a testament to your genius, Yoko!"
sandoz_iscariot: yessss
quietprofanity: WHY CAN THIS NOT BE THE WORLD WE LIVE IN?
sandoz_iscariot: IDK
LIFE IS A CRUEL THING INDEED WHERE PAUL AND GEORGE ARE NOT BISHIES-TURNED-ANIMALS UNDER THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND YOKO ONO DOES NOT HAVE A ROBOT ARMY
quietprofanity: [sniffle]
quietprofanity: This probably still isn't as weird as Help! or that Yellow Submarine movie I haven't seen, though.
sandoz_iscariot: probably not
quietprofanity: Yoko's robot army doesn't quite trump natives wanting to kill Ringo for putting on their ring but not being able to without painting him red first.
sandoz_iscariot: no.
I'm imaging Bishie Beatles in that cool house they lived in in HELP now
Precision and expression: between them, George and Paul had hit upon the elements that distinguished their future collaboration. But almost as critical was the friendship developing between the two boys. Most institute upperclassmen never mixed with younger students, but for George, with his interest in rock 'n roll and undeniable talent, Paul felt the affection of an elder brother. He was touched by something he saw in the gangly boy. They hung around together on the weekends. He watched over George in school -- Paul an effusively outgoing bloke, and George, barely fourteen and slow-talking, nipping alongside like a fawn; at lunch, Paul doled out double helpings from his outpost behind the cafeteria line; he rode the bus home with George to Allertown and dragged him along on a couple of social outings.
And then sandoz_iscariot and I decided to run with the "Shojo Yaoi Beatles" to painful lengths:
quietprofanity: ONIIIIIIIIIIII-SAMAAAAAAA!
sandoz_iscariot: loooooool
quietprofanity: I know fangirl Japanese is bad, bad, bad, but sometimes it is the only way to express the nuances of such a scene.
sandoz_iscariot: I know exactly what you mean
I'm imagining Paul and George under the cherry blossoms now.
quietprofanity: "Why are these growing in Liverpool?"
"SHUT UP AND KISS ME!"
sandoz_iscariot: "Let's take a romantic ride on this ferris wheel!"
quietprofanity: "And then get ice cream!"
sandoz_iscariot: "Buy me a teddy bear!"
"I'll name him Paul-Chan!"
quietprofanity: FFFF.
"Paul-chan plays skiffle music like Onii-Sama!"
OH MAN.
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: There's a later part in the book when Paul has to convince John to let George join the band.
"He's so ... young."
"But he's AMAZING!"
sandoz_iscariot: hee
I can see the shipwars now
quietprofanity: Heeee.
I know there is a Beatles RPS community. It probably happens.
I bet Ringo is the rebound for John after the band breaks up.
sandoz_iscariot: poor ringo
LOL oh god I'm imagining Shojo Yoko
quietprofanity: Yeah, he hasn't even appeared in the book yet. :(
sandoz_iscariot: halp
quietprofanity: LOL!
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!"
sandoz_iscariot: she'd have those narrow anime seductive eyes
quietprofanity: Oh, one of THOSE types.
I hope she and Linda Eastman snippily compare each other's bodies in the sauna.
sandoz_iscariot: well, if this shojo manga is yaoi... XD
LOL
quietprofanity: "WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH, YOKO?"
"IT'S CALLED MEAT, LINDA!"
sandoz_iscariot: lol
Paul and Linda are really vegetarians because they turn into cute, marketable animals
quietprofanity: FFFFF!
quietprofanity: Damn, now I'm trying to think what animals.
(Of course John would be a Walrus and Ringo an Octopus.)
sandoz_iscariot: yes
Paul would be a cat?
>:3
and George a fawn, lol
quietprofanity: I DIG IT.
Yoko is probably a snake, poor thing.
sandoz_iscariot: awww :'(
quietprofanity: Linda can be a monkey, I think I saw her cuddle one once.
sandoz_iscariot: LOL
quietprofanity: There was this weird speech she made about how fish cry out and beg not to be killed so I almost want to make her a fish but then Paul would want to eat her. :(
Heather Mills can be the fish. That's why they didn't work out.
sandoz_iscariot: LOL
with one flipper
/evil
quietprofanity: Yes, like Nemo. XD
sandoz_iscariot: lol you need to post this
quietprofanity: I THINK I WILL.
But who is our model for Mark David Chapman? XD
sandoz_iscariot: pfffffffffffffffff
quietprofanity: I'm tempted to make him like Shuichi the disgusting otaku toad creature from Midori Days.
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: Chapman thinks of nothing but Lennon hand-dolls and MURDER.
sandoz_iscariot: and Catcher in the Rye.
quietprofanity: OH YEAH.
Actually, his hand doll is Holden Caulfield.
"Only you understand me, fictional character."
sandoz_iscariot: lol
quietprofanity: Hee. Is there anything else? :3
sandoz_iscariot: Patti Boyd?
quietprofanity: Ah, I don't know anything about her. Got any ideas?
sandoz_iscariot: not really
I think I should show at least one Beatle wife some mercy XD
quietprofanity: LOL.
I don't hate Yoko or Linda. I just think this is funny.
sandoz_iscariot: I don't hate them either. But the shojo genre does XD
quietprofanity: Heee.
Linda totally has the big sad Sasami eyes while Yoko has the Ryoko ones, BTW.
sandoz_iscariot: ha, yes
quietprofanity: I'm incorporating shonen, but I don't care.
sandoz_iscariot: And the Plastic Ono Band are robots.
quietprofanity: LOL!
Can they be like the Washu robots?
"You are totally awesome, Yoko!"
"This is a testament to your genius, Yoko!"
sandoz_iscariot: yessss
quietprofanity: WHY CAN THIS NOT BE THE WORLD WE LIVE IN?
sandoz_iscariot: IDK
LIFE IS A CRUEL THING INDEED WHERE PAUL AND GEORGE ARE NOT BISHIES-TURNED-ANIMALS UNDER THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND YOKO ONO DOES NOT HAVE A ROBOT ARMY
quietprofanity: [sniffle]
quietprofanity: This probably still isn't as weird as Help! or that Yellow Submarine movie I haven't seen, though.
sandoz_iscariot: probably not
quietprofanity: Yoko's robot army doesn't quite trump natives wanting to kill Ringo for putting on their ring but not being able to without painting him red first.
sandoz_iscariot: no.
I'm imaging Bishie Beatles in that cool house they lived in in HELP now