Happy Valentines day :)

[quietlychaotic]

There was a young man from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!

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Happy valentine's day everyone :)

Comments

[deborahw37]

What a touching poem * wipes away a sentimental tear*

The Boy remembered Valentine's Day but loses all his brownie points for smelling of garlic!

[quietlychaotic]

I thought so :)

The limerick's callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for us vulgar and rude.

[deborahw37]

See you come out with this after the poetry competiton is closed!

There was a young lady from Bude.....

[quietlychaotic]

There was a young lady from Bude
Who had scenes of old England tattooed
Her Boyfriend, one day
went the whole Penine Way
With Cheddar Gorge still to be viewed

I iz bad!