One night, George W. Bush is tossing and turning restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country ( Read more... )

I'm not having a good day
( why I don't have a cell phone )

Dear Evil Journal Reader ( Read more... )

She didn't know about the monologue but this was titled "Something to Cheer you up"

Hi, Patti, (ignore this)

In case you haven't heard, Orlando Bloom has broken up with his girlfriend.

Love,

Mom

so how did the monologue go?...completely choked.

I did kick ass on the cold read though.

( roflmao )

I slept this afternoon and had a dream that someone kept hacking into my computer and I kept having to pull the plus before they caused damage ( Read more... )

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need an escort for a play on Friday at 7:30, it's called Blues for Mr. Charlie and is about civil rights stuff. It's supposed to be really good. I've already paid for an extra ticket so it's free....any takers?

Quick note as I have class in 13 mintues and half to type on a dinky little mac keyboard. I got permission to unlock early and headed over to the housing office...only to find out that they were doing it at Shaw. The only reason I knew was because one of the office ladies happened to stop there. I looked more closely at the poster and it's in ( Read more... )