"the hardest working tech in the biz"
That's right guys, it's Matt Cortez Appreciation Day/Weekend/Arbitrary Time Period!
10:57 : megolas: matt still had to tech his own guitars, which oh bless.
10:57 : quettaser: ohhh my heart
10:57 : megolas: we were joking that they're going to get him drum and vocal lessons for christmas, just in case!
10:58 : quettaser: He'd probably look into growing a few more arms
10:58 : quettaser: Gerard says they're doing awesome things with starfish these days
11:00 : megolas: yes, so he can if needs be, be a one-man-band mcr
11:01 : quettaser: He'll study with the Tibetan monks who do that throat singing thing so he can harmonize with himself
11:01 : megolas: look into cloning.
...
While discussing Bob's "super" injury (THANKS MIKEYWAY) and how it would affect the circle jerks:
17:25 : megolas: matt = still the hardest working tech in the business.
17:25 : megolas: he's all "man, I am *sure* this wasn't in my contract!"
17:26 : quettaser: His holiday bonus is always paid in lube
17:26 : megolas: he gets extra hazard pay too.
17:28 : quettaser: Mama Way always brings him a whole cassarole for himself
17:31 : megolas: ahaha. he's gotta keep his strength up! he never knows when he's going to have to play bob's parts or something!
17:32 : quettaser: He refuses to get anywhere near the keyboards
17:32 : quettaser: It's not even a possibility
17:35 : megolas: and someone will have to pour him several drinks before he can face ray's parts.
17:36 : megolas: oh matt. I kind of feel that fandom needs a Matt Cortez fic comment appreciation thing.
17:36 : quettaser: He's threatened to break his own fingers if Ray comes near him with the pickings of the Prison solo written out again
17:42 : megolas: ahahahaha.
17:43 : megolas: He will! he totally will. He's a crazy man!
17:43 : quettaser: I could be all about a Matt Cortez comment fic meme
17:43 : megolas: it took gerard, like, two hours and a blowjob to calm him down.
17:43 : quettaser: ahahahaaaaa
17:43 : megolas: *goes looking for photos to inspire people*
17:43 : quettaser: Gerard's therapeutic methods are not always supported by doctors, but they get the job done
17:44 : quettaser: OH MAN. I have a lot of Cortez pictures
17:46 : megolas: !!!
17:46 : quettaser: I THINK I KNOW WHAT MY FRIDAY NIGHT PROJECT WILL BE
SO let's talk about Matt Cortez. And by talk, I really mean stare at lots of pretty pictures of him. WHAT SHALLOW WHO ME?
So Matt started out as Frank's guitar tech.
And I do mean started out. He's been with them for over five and a half years.
And being Frank's tech meant that he's hanging around in the background of a lot of pictures.
I know Mikeyway's pretty fucking distracting here, but look! Matt in glasses!
See above.
Also of note: He is frequently shirtless.
Frequently.
He's also in LOTMS! Most prominently in that depressing scene with drunk Gerard.
He's on the bus while Bob and Frank shenanigate. For future reference: He has a top bunk.
Also for future reference: Something he does often in that bunk.
He's filled in for Frank when he's been sick before, but then the whole thing happened with Mikey and suddenly Matt was onstage in full Black Parade gear.
Makeup included.
And so that's how it's been for a while now.
For future reference: Hot when sweaty.
For future reference: Orgasm face.
(He is actually in his picture. I know it's hard to see at first.)
For future reference: Lip biting.
For future reference: AAAAAAAARMS.
Yet another orgasm face.
Ahem, anyway. He's adorable. You should write me porn about him.
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: LIIIIIIP RIIIIIIIIIIIING
He's the kind of dork who wears a hoodie that says "IERO."
More than once even.
The ladies love him.
His boys do too.
He makes love like he's a Gibb. Allegedly.
GUYS. THEY GOT HIM A MARIACHI BAND AND A PINATA FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
NOW GO GET MATT CORTEZ LAID.
10:57 : megolas: matt still had to tech his own guitars, which oh bless.
10:57 : quettaser: ohhh my heart
10:57 : megolas: we were joking that they're going to get him drum and vocal lessons for christmas, just in case!
10:58 : quettaser: He'd probably look into growing a few more arms
10:58 : quettaser: Gerard says they're doing awesome things with starfish these days
11:00 : megolas: yes, so he can if needs be, be a one-man-band mcr
11:01 : quettaser: He'll study with the Tibetan monks who do that throat singing thing so he can harmonize with himself
11:01 : megolas: look into cloning.
...
While discussing Bob's "super" injury (THANKS MIKEYWAY) and how it would affect the circle jerks:
17:25 : megolas: matt = still the hardest working tech in the business.
17:25 : megolas: he's all "man, I am *sure* this wasn't in my contract!"
17:26 : quettaser: His holiday bonus is always paid in lube
17:26 : megolas: he gets extra hazard pay too.
17:28 : quettaser: Mama Way always brings him a whole cassarole for himself
17:31 : megolas: ahaha. he's gotta keep his strength up! he never knows when he's going to have to play bob's parts or something!
17:32 : quettaser: He refuses to get anywhere near the keyboards
17:32 : quettaser: It's not even a possibility
17:35 : megolas: and someone will have to pour him several drinks before he can face ray's parts.
17:36 : megolas: oh matt. I kind of feel that fandom needs a Matt Cortez fic comment appreciation thing.
17:36 : quettaser: He's threatened to break his own fingers if Ray comes near him with the pickings of the Prison solo written out again
17:42 : megolas: ahahahaha.
17:43 : megolas: He will! he totally will. He's a crazy man!
17:43 : quettaser: I could be all about a Matt Cortez comment fic meme
17:43 : megolas: it took gerard, like, two hours and a blowjob to calm him down.
17:43 : quettaser: ahahahaaaaa
17:43 : megolas: *goes looking for photos to inspire people*
17:43 : quettaser: Gerard's therapeutic methods are not always supported by doctors, but they get the job done
17:44 : quettaser: OH MAN. I have a lot of Cortez pictures
17:46 : megolas: !!!
17:46 : quettaser: I THINK I KNOW WHAT MY FRIDAY NIGHT PROJECT WILL BE
SO let's talk about Matt Cortez. And by talk, I really mean stare at lots of pretty pictures of him. WHAT SHALLOW WHO ME?
So Matt started out as Frank's guitar tech.
And I do mean started out. He's been with them for over five and a half years.
And being Frank's tech meant that he's hanging around in the background of a lot of pictures.
I know Mikeyway's pretty fucking distracting here, but look! Matt in glasses!
See above.
Also of note: He is frequently shirtless.
Frequently.
He's also in LOTMS! Most prominently in that depressing scene with drunk Gerard.
He's on the bus while Bob and Frank shenanigate. For future reference: He has a top bunk.
Also for future reference: Something he does often in that bunk.
He's filled in for Frank when he's been sick before, but then the whole thing happened with Mikey and suddenly Matt was onstage in full Black Parade gear.
Makeup included.
And so that's how it's been for a while now.
For future reference: Hot when sweaty.
For future reference: Orgasm face.
(He is actually in his picture. I know it's hard to see at first.)
For future reference: Lip biting.
For future reference: AAAAAAAARMS.
Yet another orgasm face.
Ahem, anyway. He's adorable. You should write me porn about him.
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: LIIIIIIP RIIIIIIIIIIIING
He's the kind of dork who wears a hoodie that says "IERO."
More than once even.
The ladies love him.
His boys do too.
He makes love like he's a Gibb. Allegedly.
GUYS. THEY GOT HIM A MARIACHI BAND AND A PINATA FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
NOW GO GET MATT CORTEZ LAID.