Let's be perverts, one and all
So, we're all pervs here right? At least a little bit? Good, good. Because I've spent the last week carefully collecting +100 pictures for this spam, and hi, that is a lot of crotch. Here's how it started:quettaser: god, I am totally going to do a Salute to Crotches picspam
kissingchaos9: YAY!
quettaser: because I have like SEVEN of Gerard feeling himself up
And there's all of Brendon's groping
and RYRO'S JUNK
And well, PETE
Bandom crotches need their own picspam
And they do! I feel that this is a worthy cause. Crotches like these must be championed and shared with the world! Or at least with all the other pervs in this fandom.
This totally has educational value. We're learning. About crotches.
Hips (and Thighs) Don't Lie
So this picspam starts, as most things in this fandom do, with hips and hearts thighs.
Take Patrick, who has thighs that are made to be straddled, groped and clutched.
NRGH. Let's add bitten to that list too.
Or Ray, whose thighs do something seriously incredible to my insides.
GUH.
And even Beckett has thighs that seem to go on forever.
Not to mention hips that could cut glass.
And oh my, hips.
HIPS.
HIIIIPS.
GRINDING HIPS!
No offense to the Bartskull, but Frank's tattoos are smoking hot. Times a gabillion.
Now, everyone knows that Spencer's hips are the hippiest hips to ever hip, but Andy's hips are secretive. You think maybe, "meh, there's a little tilt there, but it's nothing special." And then...
BAM. This picture shows up, and Andy can suddenly sass with the best of them. There's so much sassy in those hips that they should be considered lethal weapons.
I don't know how he doesn't get strip searched at every airport he goes through.
Brendon's hips are teases.
Dirty, filthy teases.
Nnnrgh, look at that little sliver of bare inner thigh.
And speaking of bare thighs, my goodness.
Hello, Patrick's thighs. You're the perfect segue into the next section of this elegant tribute to crotch.
Welcome to the Crotch Parade
Suggestive crotch pictures?
In my fandom?
It's more likely than you think.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, these are pictures that make me think, "Crotch! Crotchcrotchcrotchcrotchcrotchcrotch."
NNNNNNRGH.
Jon Walker, those are some suggestive drumsticks. Are you trying to say something about Spencer?
Like maybe that he likes to straddle phallic objects? Because that would be nice to know.
Ryan wants you to know that he's got a beast between his legs. Seriously. He's gonna show you later.
Say Brendon, what's that you got there?
Is it your junk?
Junk in the Front
Brendon's junk can be elusive.
Weird folds, but is it junk?
Maybe.
Oh, THERE it is. Phew, got worried for a minute.
Now, Beckett is decidely packing something NOT a vag.
Well, I guess it could always be a second vag.
Now we all know Jon Walker is a real boy.
Oh my yes he is.
Well, hey there, Joe. Why don't you come a little closer.
That's juuuuust fiiiiine. And look, Hemmy loves showing off his crotch too. Just like his daddy.
What is going on here, Frank?
Ohhh.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PATRICK STUMP.
Now Spencer Smith, where have you been hiding?
There's a Good Reason These Boys Pitch Tents in Groups Honey, You Just Haven't Read the GSF Yet
Oh, I guess Spencer does better in groups. Threesomes and moresomes it is!
And Brendon is clearly a master at tucking. He should give lessons.
I am seriously on crotch overload right now. GAH.
And I think you know what this picture means.
So much junk, they should be having a yard sale.
ETA
Guys, I made a terrible oversight in putting together this picspam. I was unable to find ANY pictures of Ray Toro's junk. Now, thanks to azrielen and wilde_stallyn this gap has been filled...
...by Ray Toro's junk, because it is seriously that impressive.
I mean, GODDAMN.
Should my mouth be salivating the way it is? Because HOT DAMN I would change places with Gerard in about three seconds flat.
Now, there are a few boys who go above and beyond the call of duty, crotch-wise. Maybe they just like tight pants. Maybe they just really like getting their picture taken. Or maybe they're just packing heat. No matter what the reason, they get their own section.
Heat-Packing Princes
Let's start with Gerard "They Had To Paint These Pants On" Way.
He's got the hips...
thighs...
and oh my my.
Gerard also seems to have a habit.
An addiction, if you will.
This is one addiction that I am perfectly okay with enabling.
Now, someone who is truly packing heat, as Brendon can tell you, is Ryan Ross.
He wants to show you what he can do.
MMMKAY?
THERE'S A REASON HE'S A BETTER FUCK THAN ANY BOY YOU'LL EVER MEET.
Seriously.
Look, there is a party in this kid's pants and EVERYONE should be invited.
Ahh, but these hips, thighs and crotch are always "No Invitation Requited."
Pro Tip: Striped pants do not make good camoflouge.
Pete's kind of a big old clothes-hating, porn ninja cock tease.
And you know, that's probably part of why we love him but if you're tired of all that teasing, then you know exactly what's coming next.
NSFW
(and if you don't want to see, don't worry, it's the end of the picspam anyway)
A Little Less Pants, A Little More Cock, Please
:D
This has been
A Salute to Crotches!
ETA: Now with 300% more Toro junk! It's at the end of the Group Junk section.
kissingchaos9: YAY!
quettaser: because I have like SEVEN of Gerard feeling himself up
And there's all of Brendon's groping
and RYRO'S JUNK
And well, PETE
Bandom crotches need their own picspam
And they do! I feel that this is a worthy cause. Crotches like these must be championed and shared with the world! Or at least with all the other pervs in this fandom.
This totally has educational value. We're learning. About crotches.
Hips (and Thighs) Don't Lie
So this picspam starts, as most things in this fandom do, with hips and hearts thighs.
Take Patrick, who has thighs that are made to be straddled, groped and clutched.
NRGH. Let's add bitten to that list too.
Or Ray, whose thighs do something seriously incredible to my insides.
GUH.
And even Beckett has thighs that seem to go on forever.
Not to mention hips that could cut glass.
And oh my, hips.
HIPS.
HIIIIPS.
GRINDING HIPS!
No offense to the Bartskull, but Frank's tattoos are smoking hot. Times a gabillion.
Now, everyone knows that Spencer's hips are the hippiest hips to ever hip, but Andy's hips are secretive. You think maybe, "meh, there's a little tilt there, but it's nothing special." And then...
BAM. This picture shows up, and Andy can suddenly sass with the best of them. There's so much sassy in those hips that they should be considered lethal weapons.
I don't know how he doesn't get strip searched at every airport he goes through.
Brendon's hips are teases.
Dirty, filthy teases.
Nnnrgh, look at that little sliver of bare inner thigh.
And speaking of bare thighs, my goodness.
Hello, Patrick's thighs. You're the perfect segue into the next section of this elegant tribute to crotch.
Welcome to the Crotch Parade
Suggestive crotch pictures?
In my fandom?
It's more likely than you think.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, these are pictures that make me think, "Crotch! Crotchcrotchcrotchcrotchcrotchcrotch."
NNNNNNRGH.
Jon Walker, those are some suggestive drumsticks. Are you trying to say something about Spencer?
Like maybe that he likes to straddle phallic objects? Because that would be nice to know.
Ryan wants you to know that he's got a beast between his legs. Seriously. He's gonna show you later.
Say Brendon, what's that you got there?
Is it your junk?
Junk in the Front
Brendon's junk can be elusive.
Weird folds, but is it junk?
Maybe.
Oh, THERE it is. Phew, got worried for a minute.
Now, Beckett is decidely packing something NOT a vag.
Well, I guess it could always be a second vag.
Now we all know Jon Walker is a real boy.
Oh my yes he is.
Well, hey there, Joe. Why don't you come a little closer.
That's juuuuust fiiiiine. And look, Hemmy loves showing off his crotch too. Just like his daddy.
What is going on here, Frank?
Ohhh.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PATRICK STUMP.
Now Spencer Smith, where have you been hiding?
There's a Good Reason These Boys Pitch Tents in Groups Honey, You Just Haven't Read the GSF Yet
Oh, I guess Spencer does better in groups. Threesomes and moresomes it is!
And Brendon is clearly a master at tucking. He should give lessons.
I am seriously on crotch overload right now. GAH.
And I think you know what this picture means.
So much junk, they should be having a yard sale.
ETA
Guys, I made a terrible oversight in putting together this picspam. I was unable to find ANY pictures of Ray Toro's junk. Now, thanks to azrielen and wilde_stallyn this gap has been filled...
...by Ray Toro's junk, because it is seriously that impressive.
I mean, GODDAMN.
Should my mouth be salivating the way it is? Because HOT DAMN I would change places with Gerard in about three seconds flat.
Now, there are a few boys who go above and beyond the call of duty, crotch-wise. Maybe they just like tight pants. Maybe they just really like getting their picture taken. Or maybe they're just packing heat. No matter what the reason, they get their own section.
Heat-Packing Princes
Let's start with Gerard "They Had To Paint These Pants On" Way.
He's got the hips...
thighs...
and oh my my.
Gerard also seems to have a habit.
An addiction, if you will.
This is one addiction that I am perfectly okay with enabling.
Now, someone who is truly packing heat, as Brendon can tell you, is Ryan Ross.
He wants to show you what he can do.
MMMKAY?
THERE'S A REASON HE'S A BETTER FUCK THAN ANY BOY YOU'LL EVER MEET.
Seriously.
Look, there is a party in this kid's pants and EVERYONE should be invited.
Ahh, but these hips, thighs and crotch are always "No Invitation Requited."
Pro Tip: Striped pants do not make good camoflouge.
Pete's kind of a big old clothes-hating, porn ninja cock tease.
And you know, that's probably part of why we love him but if you're tired of all that teasing, then you know exactly what's coming next.
NSFW
(and if you don't want to see, don't worry, it's the end of the picspam anyway)
A Little Less Pants, A Little More Cock, Please
:D
This has been
A Salute to Crotches!
ETA: Now with 300% more Toro junk! It's at the end of the Group Junk section.