Okay, I'll bite ...

[quenchmysoul]

Jumping on this bandwagon ...

Fuck/marry/get drunk with. Give me a team or three players and I'll let you know who I'd fuck/marry/get drunk with.

Comments

[quenchmysoul]

... That first one is all kinds of evil. Okay, here goes:

Fuck: Vince Lecavalier (because, hello, his height has to have some correlation to *ahem* other things).
Marry: Steve Yzerman
Get drunk with: Guy Boucher

Fuck: Max Lapierre (that mouth has to be good for something other than chirping *facepalm*)
Marry: Kevin Bieksa (ngl, his arms would be enough to win me over)
Get drunk with: Chris Higgins (he was the easiest to place for some reason)

[blueabsinthe]

Team: Edmonton Oilers
Team: LA Kings
Team: Canucks
Team: NYR

Players: Clayton Stoner, Ty Conklin, Tyler Seguin
Players: Alex Burrows, Henrik Sedin, Sami Salo
Players: Patrick Sharp, Ryan Miller, Evgeni Malkin

[quenchmysoul]

Team: Edmonton Oilers
Fuck: Eric Belanger
Marry: Ryan Smyth (only if he got a haircut)
Get drunk with: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Team: LA Kings
Fuck: Jeff Carter
Marry: Willie Mitchell
Get drunk with: Mike Richards (I don't know, I can picture him being hilarious when drunk for some reason. This both terrifies and amuses me, because I can't stand Mike Richards for some reason).

Team: Canucks
EVIL. YOU'RE EVIL.

Fuck: Dan Hamhuis
Marry: Sami Salo (well ... duh, like you didn't see that coming?!?)
Get drunk with: Andrew Ebbett (I just want to commiserate with him. Poor, bb *pets Ebbett*)

Team: NYRI'LL SAY IT AGAIN, YOU'RE EVIL