You will all think I'm a lunatic...

[queensummer]

So today I had an interview with this wierd placement company... I never thought it would come to that. They tested me on my Word, Excel, and typing skills. It was so lame. and afterward I was so horribly depressed. After I paid my ten dollars for parking in downtown seattle, I realized I didn't really have enough time to go home before I

Comments

[valtronn]

how exactly does this make you a lunatic? Now, if you were touring the country with your talking statuette of the Virgin Mary, that would be pretty nuts.

[cecil_bee]

ha ha. Am I allowed in the church?

[queensummer]

well, don't tell the archdiocese, but I'm pretty sure I've spent more time desecrating churches than you have, so I don't see any reason why not...

actually, several reasons come to mind... but I don't think they actively bar people for plans...

I have so many questions

[cecil_bee]

So being a catholc means that everything you have done or will do is ok with god? I can start writing a list of your sins. Are you going to start protesting abortion clinics and blocking stem cell research now or do you have to wait a year to get the holier than thou card? What kind of hazing goes on in the catholic church? Does your job include hiring attorneys? Paying off the wee victims? When will you meet the pope? Will you ask him what a burning jew smells like? Will you get me some holy water? Where do preists get those cool outfits? Did the molestation thing hurt their political lobby? How much do I have to pay to sleep with a nun? What about a hot nun? Nun=librarian+virgin+guilt right? Can I get a monkey baptized? The list goes on and on.

Re: I have so many questions

[cecil_bee]

Well, the answer to most of your questions is no. FYI, priests have no greater of a statistic of molesting children than any other group of adult males. I don't know what the job includes yet other than 13 paid hollidays a year, one sick day a month, 3 weeks vacation and full bennefits