TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[tyrianicull]

Hey, there, Gardens! It's been a long, long while since we've had a silly meme, so here we go!

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

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Her Imperious Condescension

[tyrianicull]

So, now t)(at I'm sober, I just want to apologize for violating your back seat....on a brig)(ter note, t)(ank you for playing t)(e Little Mermaid song "Kiss t)(e Girl", it R--E--ELLY set the mood.

Excellen Browning

[excellinnuendo]

Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.

[mnementomori]

What's drunk?

[grandtheftmecha]

So, it's being excellen browning then.

Mion Sonozaki

[branded_twin]

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism again tonight?

/truth

[highest_caliber]

are you kidding? that's pretty much my life in a nutshell.

[headedforhope]

I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

[highest_caliber]

I have a plan for this!

But since it involves blaming someone else, I should probably run it by them first, huh?

[headedforhope]

But that would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it? If you're going to do something that self-absorbed, at least make sure you can get away with it.

Black Jack

[lifes_expensive]

[gun_cata]

They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum