1st Game

[branded_twin]

[ Okay, waking up in a girly white nightgown she does not remember putting on: weird. Realizing she is in the middle of a forest that is most definitely not around Hinamizawa: really weird.

Being instructed by a cat that she is now in some sort of fairy tale: she is now positive she must have hit her head before going asleep. ]--Oh, jeez, this

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[bluetruths]

Ihihi. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks of this as a giant prank.

[branded_twin]

Well...yeah. What else could this be?

[bluetruths]

A lot of people that've been kidnapped seem to think that this place is the real deal.

[branded_twin]

If you're saying we're 'kidnapped' then aren't you admitting it's real in some way? I mean, I still think I just hit my head before going to bed.

[scoundrelhater]

A prank? I think it's more serious than a prank. And it's no dream, either.

[The woman had started off smug, but her tone quickly softened.]

Take it easy. You'll be alright. What's your name? [...did she just say something about an "old man"?]

[branded_twin]

[ Does this person have pointy ears? It's got to be some sort of costume, I guess. ]

Uh, right. The name's Mion Sonozaki.

[scoundrelhater]

[Yes, those are totally pointed ears. They are also slightly fuzzy.]

Mion. Alright. I'm Laia Martinez.

You've been hauled off from wherever you were, to this place. It's a magic forest entirely full of women.

...seriously. That's what it is. I don't get it, myself.

[branded_twin]

A forest full of women? Kei-chan would totally try something like that, but this is way beyond his skill. That seems pretty pointless.

[wontjustwait]

Oh, wonderful. More people get to be kidnapped. Woohoo...

Hey there. Sorry, I don't think that this is a prank. I don't mind filling you in, but you can't laugh, okay?

[branded_twin]

Laugh...? I've got better manners than certain people. I promise not to laugh. Not like you can say anything more ridiculous than I've seen.

[wontjustwait]

Okay then... well, apparently we've been kidnapped by some Queen who hates men and only snatched us girls--- perhaps because she is lonely--- and we probably won't be able to get home on our own and something something beware of bears.

Is my understanding of our situation. I'm Winry, by the way.

[branded_twin]

That doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Except the part about bears, I guess.

But, uh, anyway. I'm Mion.

[airof]

Now, it wouldn't be a very funny prank!

Sorry, you're pretty much stuck here for now.

[branded_twin]

Am I really supposed to believe this?

[airof]

Sucks right? It really sucks! What do you want to know first?

[branded_twin]

A way home would be a good start.

[ritsu_kouyou]

'Old man'?

[branded_twin]

That's right. The Old Man of Hinamizawa, right here.

[ritsu_kouyou]

I highly doubt that.

[branded_twin]

Nope, it's true.