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[ladyguns]

[ A mouth! A mouth, with some seriously sharp shark-teeth going on. Also a good few piercings. Lips, tongue, even a few Monroe studs. There's a bloody gash on one side of this pair of lips, and they twist together for a disapproving cluck. ]

Motherfucker. Figures, right? You go and get your ass ressed, and don't even get full fucking HP. That's a

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[body_horrible]

Well fuck, your the talky type ain't ya?

[body_horrible]

Man if your that hard-up you should just chew on me for awhile. I may call myself a zombie but everything works like it should, if you catch my fucking drift.

[ladyguns]

...Well that's a weird fucking offer.

[body_horrible]

What's wrong with it?

[ladyguns]

Nothing, it's totally fucking awesome. Just weird.

[body_horrible]

I'm a living corpse, pretty much everything bout me is weird. That being said, the offer's always open~

[ladyguns]

So d'you taste all rotted and shit, or what?

[body_horrible]

Nah, my dear old dad made sure to use some good shit when he put me together.

[ladyguns]

Well, chickypie, consider my cannibalistic interest officially fuckin' piqued.

[body_horrible]

I thought you would be. If we're gonna do this thing I have a question: what am I gonna get outta this?

[ladyguns]

Depends! Whatcha want?

[body_horrible]

Well, it's been awhile since I've done anything with anybody. But for starters why don't you let me take a bite out of you?

[ladyguns]

Hey, sounds pretty fuckin' fair to me.

Might have to fight me for a bite, though.

[body_horrible]

Well shit your just making this sound better and better.

[ladyguns]

What can I say? I got a talent for it.

[body_horrible]

Guess so. Anyway, where you wanna do this? If I'm gonna make a bloody mess I usually stick to the garden's borders.