Dear Mother, July 6th [Video]

[tetrabiblos]

[The vine focuses on a rather haggard looking Lucy, though at least this time she seems to have activated it on purpose. She's dressed in the outfit she arrived in, though now she is sporting a rather nasty black eye, and is covered in a thick layer of dirt.So, does anyone happen to be in need of a roommate? Preferably somewhere that doesn't have

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[spideriest]

[ and here's a fairytroll sitting in a rather dark place, apparently intent on ignoring the actual content of the message ]

Oh my god, how inappropriate! Didn't your human adult ever teach you how to baaaaaaaathe?

[tetrabiblos]

[She gapes at the mirror, clearly offended]

Of course she did, and I bathe regularly thank you! It's not like I asked for the stupid magic item to explode like that!

[spideriest]

But still, addressing the residents of this garden straaaaaaaaight away is appalling behaviour! I can't believe you didn't even bother to wash. Your human adult would be very ashamed right now. I can just see them, shaaaaaaaaking their hornless head, lamenting the fact that you'd throw away their important life lessons so easily. Lamenting!

Aaaaaaaanyway, it's your own problem if you have shitty luck like that. Who would want to share their hive with somebody who has issues with cleaning products?

[tetrabiblos]

[Twitch twitch] WELL EXCUSE ME, WHERE EXACTLY WAS I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN UP ANYWAY? I can't just bath in the lake! Who knows what kind of perverts are around here, not to mention I could be arrested for indecent exposure!

[she blushes, before leaning forward to poke the mirror] It's not my fault the thing had faulty enchantments! And it's better to be unlucky than a rude jerk!

[Might be overreacting a bit]

[lovelikelight]

Hello, Lucy, are you all right? [Epsilon is looking concerned, once again. The dirt doesn't worry her as much as the black eye.]

I live in a place called the fortress, with my friend Jessica. We have a great deal of room, the floors are very sturdy, and there are no enchanted items, I promise you. If you'd like to stay with us, you'd be very welcome.

[tetrabiblos]

Aside from being homeless, abused, and spied on? I'm great. [She looks frustrated and grumpy, but puts on a smile for Epsilon]

It's not as bad as it looks, I just tripped on those stupid rubber stares in that apartment complex. If I ever meet the wise guy who had the bright idea to enchant floors so they were rubber I'll... Wait, really? [Hopeful] Are you sure your friend wouldn't mind?

[lovelikelight]

[Epsilon nods.] I don't agree with the Queen, her reasons for bringing us here, or the way she treats us. I don't blame you for being frustrated, but at least we do have each other here.

Stairs out of rubber-- [That is a very poor design feature.] I hope it's not too painful. I think we have some healing items here.

No, she wouldn't mind at all. She built the fortress to be a safe place for people to stay, and it is really much too large for just the two of us.

[tetrabiblos]

That's true. I guess challenges like this are more bearable if you're with friends.

Nothing to worry about, I've had a lot worse. [She brushes it and winches, then adds] Though maybe some healing would be alright.

Well then, I'd love to stay. Don't worry, I promise I'll help out around the, er, fortress.

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[sexy_beams]

Looks like someone's been having fun.

[tetrabiblos]

[Crosses her arms with a pout]

Not sure I'd call this fun.

[sexy_beams]

Oh. In that case, you did it wrong.

[tetrabiblos]

[Sighs, then raises her eyebrow]

I'm curious what the right way would have been.

[nuclearqueen]

H-Hey, are you okay?

[tetrabiblos]

I'm alright, just, had an accident.

Or two.

[nuclearqueen]

Yeah, sometimes you've really got to be careful in this place. You uh, you never know what's going to sneak up on you.

[tetrabiblos]

Actually, it was more the floor was too bouncy, and then the cleaning magic item exploded.

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[noneedforheroic]

You look like hell.

[She sounds amused.]

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[tetrabiblos]

[Hangs her head] It's been a long few days.

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[noneedforheroic]

Might want to get that eye looked at.

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[tetrabiblos]

It doesn't look that bad, does it?