Just fielded phone interrogation from the grandmother asking me what I want for my birthday--nine days alskfdj how did it get to be NINE DAYS I AM NOT READY TO NOT BE 21 ANYMORE DD:--and the thing is, I don't even know what I want.

I WILL BE 22, I FEEL LIKE. LIKE I HAVE TO ASK FOR SOPHISTICATED THINGS? Things like not Megamind (even though I  ( Read more... )

Title: May Not Have Good Taste (But I Know What Tastes Good)
Author: queenklu 
Beta by: shri_amato 
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: ...eh. Not porn.
Word Count: ~1700
Summary & A/N: Prompt number three from my 21/21st birthday prompts: Eliot baking a birthday cake. ...Huh, so THAT didn't happen. EEP. IN ANY CASE  ~HAPPY BIRTHDAY pennyplainknits!~  It's such a ridiculous delight knowing ( Read more... )

TItle: Snowblind
Author: queenklu 
Beta by: shri_amato 
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Rating: pg13 dammit
Word Count: ~2k
Summary: Brain sees green, thinks green. Eyes see green, think red. 
A/N: This is for linnet_melody  from my Twenty One 21st B-Day Prompts! Due South: dawn on the tundra. (Don't care if it's sad, or sleepy, or nostalgic, or porny. As long as there's color and the chill ( Read more... )

>.O I have. This birrrrrrrrrd. Outside my window. It is either a pidgeon, or an owl. And it must. Die.

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I am not kidding. If i knew someone with a BB gun, this bird would be roasted on a stick. After being shot, of course. With a BB gun. >.O

So i have officially reached that stage in my fic where i know the end is nigh, and i start freaking out ( Read more... )

...but i did get my hand molested by an old scottish guy who bought me a drink! :D

How's about a better play-by-play of my birthday than drunken ramblings?

First off, Mondays are not big nights in Scotland. Wednesday to Sunday, man, you can't find an un-packed bar in town, but Mondays? Taaaame. Which is just how i like it. I've never been a person ( Read more... )

I have nineteen messages in my inbox and ALL OF THEM ARE FROM YOO, BUT. iiiiii ammmmmmmm drunk. No fo srs. Really. Shut up. SO I WILL READ THJEM ALL HUNGED OvER TOMORROW AND honestly, it's for the best. No really.

DID NOT HAvETA PAY FOR NOTHING BESIDES DINNER, AND EVEN THEN  MY DRINK WAS FREEE. All the Norwegians bought me a drink and HOMG MADE ME A ( Read more... )

Title: The Moon Wanted More of My Night
Author: queenklu 
Beta: ....>.>
Pairing: Tony/Gibbs
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 2600~
Summary & A/N: This is the second on my list of 21 birthday fics, but the first to get done. I figure it's kind of fitting that i write a pairing i've never done before for my birthday--i hear it's an LJ tradition! For leodragon1's prompt: Tony/Gibbs ( Read more... )

\O/ I made it! Twenty-freaking-one! I are old enough to drink (and plan on proving it, too. O.O Kinda nervous about Whistlebinkies tonight, honestly.) It's sort of sweet that my Alaska college sent me a birthday card explaining the dangers of alcohol and the need to designate a driver and also, "You know, several UAA students refrain from drinking ( Read more... )

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

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Fought all day to get the damn holiday pics up on FB and now it tells me that i have uploaded half of my photos three times in three different albums, and "Oh, you want to delete some? How bout we freeze and eat your tabs instead?" Grr.

And because type-eh!girl had something against cold food (*hands*) which meant eating at restaurants at least ( Read more... )