Help yourself to all the food in the house!

[queenklu]

This is literally a list of things in the kitchen where I’m house sitting:

• raw noodles
• can of pumpkin pie mix
• organic refried beans
• greek yogurt
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Comments

[shri_amato]

I'm sure there's something you can make from that. Just, like, throw it all into a pot and see what happens. :P

I'm the same with shopping. I buy stuff, but nothing that can really be made into a MEAL. *shrugs*

[queenklu]

BLEEEEEEEEEEEGH no

I'm usually pretty good at it! ...when it's not...my...money. >.> I MAKE LISTS. That time my list was "1) saline solution, 2) food."

[shri_amato]

What? You can't tell me that pumpkin and bean noodles with greek yogurt topping doesn't sound good. Live a little, Klu!

Yeah, when I go in for "food", I come out with twizzlers and white chocolate cream cheese. Which is actually pretty good together. Lol.

Did you get my email?!?! I want to flail at you. *pokes*

[queenklu]

Yes I can. ;PP

...That does sound really good, wtf

AUGH *KICKS EMAIL* It shuffled it into junkmail for no reason, I just read it! BB HOW IS YOUR LIFE. I don't think I would survive an honest to god Adam concert, let alone the number you've gone to!

[tanpopo03]

Om nom nom, beans with yoghurt!

[queenklu]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ilfirinmorcath]

You must have just house-sat for my uncle and aunt! (who I just house-sat for, and I found myself in the same sad situation. They literally had a cabinet full of tea, a jar of rotting spaghetti sauce, and a bag of frozen corn.) Don't be afraid to use the money they gave you; they must have realized they had nothing of substance to feed you, so they would expect you to use the cash. Best of luck!

[queenklu]

But--they really didn't give me much money, and considering I am currently jobless... *SIGH* I'm going to the store today, I'll buy a bigass pizza and just live off that for the next few days. BEEN TRYING TO LIVE OFF THE LAND! ...turns out the land is barren

[ilfirinmorcath]

The college student diet: happens after college, too *sigh*. Good luck!

[cat_teh_rose]

i love greek yogurt. but that is not enough to live off of

[queenklu]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. I did find some slightly stale oatmeal, so i mixed it in for breakfast yesterday

[kcs_slayve]

Spread the Junior Mints on the raisin bread, chill then eat.

For protein, mix the organic beans with the greek yoghurt. Provided the yoghurt is plain.

Eh, voila. Feast!

;)

[queenklu]

OH the raisin bread and junior mints are loooooong gone. And, uh, that other one sounds kind of gross. BUT I'M CAVING AND GOING TO THE STORE TODAY, so I probably won't starve