Dear Alaska,

[queenklu]

We need to talk about snow.

Yes, I know, it makes everything all pretty and sparkly and it's symbolic of whaaaaaatever, I'm sick of it.

I would be less sick of it if you weren't being such a cocktease. I'M SO SUNNY TODAY GUYS LOOK IIIII'MMA MELT SOME SNOW CHECK ME OUT OH WHOOPS IT'S DARK I'MMA DUMP THREE MORE INCHES ALL OVER THE PLACE MUAHAHAHA.

Now I

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[shri_amato]

*ROTFLMAO*

[queenklu]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY I AM HAVING A SERIOUS TALK WITH MY STATE HERE

[shri_amato]

I'z sorry. If it's any comfort, my state has been a fickle bitch, too. Luckily, snow hasn't really been a part of it.

*petpets*

[legalliquid]

Haha I can't really compete with snow but here in Cali it's being doing this really annoying sunny/rainy/cloudy combo for the past few weeks. Three days of sunshine to lure us into pretending that it's already spring, and then suddenly two days of rain. And then those days where it rains for like 10 minutes every few hours just to mess with us. You definitely win with the snow though :)

[queenklu]

ughhhhhhhh i don't want to win. The problem is that when it finally DOES MELT, we will be living in marshlands. There will be lakes in my lawn. mud everywhere. noooo.

[nebulia]

God bless this post.

[queenklu]

;DDD

[nevaeh86]

Dear Alaska,

now I know where all the snow is! Please stop hoarding all the snow, we had almost non this year!
You could share some of your snow with us... at least on Christmas.
Think about it for next year.

Thank you, someone in Germany

[queenklu]

Dear Germany,

Will gladly trade snow for lifetime's supply of lederhosen, pls send in post asap (preferably filled by Jensen Ackles).

hugs&kisses,

Alaska

[nevaeh86]

Dear Alaska,

We could make a deal: You get the lederhosen (of course with Jensen Ackles) and we get the snow and after some time we switch! I guess after some moth of snow it would be hard to explain why we have the snow and no Jensen Ackles... By the way, if I were you I would ask for some beer, too! Or Jägermeister ;) Both better then the lederhosen ;)

your Germany.

[queenklu]

Dear Germany,

I would have asked for beer, but klu doesn't like it. Alternatively, we are prepared to ask for giant pretzels, as long as we still get Jensen Ackles in lederhosen (it's his "wee little bow-legs" which hold the appeal, or so I'm told).

smooches,

Alaska

[hsuyen]

I had six months of beautiful weather in Boston. As soon as I got back, Germany was all HEY-WE-MISSED-YOU-HERE-LET-US-SHOW-YOU-HOW-MUCH-drizzly fucking rain. The special German kind that is not really rain, but still leaves you wet and miserable.
2 weeks of that bloody drizzle and I'm almost ready to pack my bags and FLY BACK OVER THE POND. JFC.

*cheers you on for 18 more inches*
*sends shovels*

[queenklu]

Ugh, weather, why you gotta be like this DX