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[queenklu]

If I started listing all the things the evil grandma does to drive me up the wall I'd probably come across as petty and childish and paranoid. Because they are just little things. Little jellyfishy things. Or little dumb things. Or little frustrating things. But they all accumulate into one giant ball of--

Suffice it to say that the quantity of time

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[queenklu]

MEEP. Would you do that, bb? Oh god, Danny's hardcore Jersey granny, all terrifyingly small and ferocious (wonder why Danny gets it from) or just. Seriously, whatever you want to do, my brain is so fucking melted. SO MANY HEARTS AROUND YOU RIGHT NOW.

*CLINGS* Only seven more days, only seven more days...

[leupagus]

"Only seven more days, only seven more days..." Danny mutters to himself, thumping his head against the door a couple times before opening it.

Steve's standing on the other side, rain splattering down just behind him. There's raindrops in his eyelashes. Danny's life is ridiculous.

"Oh, what fresh hell are you," Danny sighs, leaning against the doorframe. He honest-to-Jesus doesn't have energy for anything else. Nana and Gracie are in the middle of a going-on-five-hour-long game of Monopoly, and he's rapidly losing the will to live.

Steve's got his mouth open like he's about to say something, then he frowns and says instead, "You look like you got run over by a truck."

"I look that good, huh?" Danny says.

"What happened? You look like crap and all your stuff is--" Steve leans over Danny's shoulder, peering into the living room. "Organized. Did you get a visit from the menehune since you moved in

[zolac_no_miko]

Menehune reference, ten points for good research! :D

[leupagus]

"Do you have--" There's a certain amusement factor in watching Steve try and discard several terms before settling on, "Company

[queenklu]

♥_____________________________♥

*clutches pillow to chest* OH BB OH. I got dragged off to dinner and came back to THIS. I CAN'T EVEN. I LOVE YOU.

*LE CHINHANDS*

[leupagus]

YAY I AM GLAD YOU FELT JOY FOR .00002 SECONDS.

[leupagus]

"I -- no?" Steve tries. He's still got his hand out, but Nana brushes by him and collapses on the sofa the overdramatic way she's been doing since Danny can remember. It's like she doesn't so much sit down as deflate enough to bend at the joints

[queenklu]

LAKDFJKASD DO NOT SELL YOURSELF SHORT, THIS IS AT LEAST .59 SECONDS OF JOY AND I KEEP REREADING THE FUCK OUT OF IT SO THE SECONDS, THEY ~MULTIPLY~

Oh god, I wish my grandma would drink. Or let me drink. One of the two.

[mercurybard]

He sketches the shape of a cryogenics chamber with his hand and Steve understands! That right there is some non-verbal communication!

[leupagus]

"So what's the occasion for your little visit? Not that seeing you on one of my two days off isn't a joy and a pleasure

[queenklu]

"W-I-T-C-H, twenty-six points, triple letter and double-word."

[leupagus]

DID U C WHUT I DID THERE

[queenklu]

I DID AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I ALMOST LEGIT BURST INTO TEARS.

aaaaugh i have to go be social. But I will know this is here and I will love you more and more with each passing second of the day. ♥ ♥ ♥

[leupagus]

I WILL WRITE MORE FOR YOU WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE TIRE STORE.

Also would you like to give me terrible grandma characteristics that I can WEAVE INTO THE NARRATIVE LIKE A BOSS or would you like Nana to be completely opposite-day from your grandmother type person.

[queenklu]

HRRRRMM. I'll let you do whatever you want with her character bb. If you happened to have her strongly (but silently) judge Danny's eating habits, hint that he's a bit of a slut for the way he dresses, and ignore most everything he tells her because she doesn't believe him and insists on verifying everything with Steve...well, that's just icing, really.

SERIOUSLY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

[imaginarycircus]

HARDLY ANY LEPERS!! \o/