Macho Bocce Ball Tournament 2011

[queenklu]

Hullo. I am...a bit hungover. I am more hungover than my father, which is absolutely not fair, considering he doesn't remember the last half of his birthday and collapsed sideways on his bed still wearing a cowboy hat and one sandal--at 9:30 pm. Before everyone had left.

SO. Yesterday was the Macho Bocce Ball Party, which, those of you around last

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[shri_amato]

I don't think I've ever had that much fun at a family get-together EVER. And the hovering shark,omg. That's too freakin' funny.

(hmmmm, my tooth is hurting. *cuddles*)

[queenklu]

Then you are definitely doing it wrong. Step one: Aquire a billion bowling balls. (Step two might be a family transplant, sorry bb *SMISH*)

[nebulia]

This is possibly the most hilarious thing I've read in MONTHS.

I want your family. SO MUCH.

(also, Hawaii 5-0 fic idea: Danny is an elite gymnast hiding it from the world. Please tell me not to write it, because otherwise I will.)

[queenklu]

:D Happy to please, bb!

O__O OH MY GOD DOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTT. Hnggggh I AM IMAGINING ALL THE OUTFITS.

[nebulia]

Have you seen Stick it? Because there's this quote:

""Elite gymnastics is like, the navy seals, only harder. There are like 2000 navy seals, there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. Guess that's because there's kids who's rather have a life than spend 6 hours a day training tricks that could kill you. Don't be fooled by the leotards, people, the things gymnasts do make navy seals look like wusses. And we do them without a gun. "

OH YES. OH YES.

No, I'm doing it. I am doing it SO HARD.

[macbyrne]

I honestly did not think I would be able to laugh as hard at this year's MBBT as I did last year's. I mean, the duck's horrible demise last year. *shakes head* Your crime scene photos belonged on CSI, I shit you not.

But man. The pinata. The donkey. THE FUCKING SHARK. I do not even know. *hands*

Will you ask your family to adopt me??? Because I think my brand of crazy would fit right in, and I'm already acclimated to the weather, since I'm a Maritimer.... pleeeeeeeeeease? I don't have my own bowling ball, but I WILL GET ONE.

[queenklu]

This year was even more brutal and macabre. Ugh, that poor donkey. BOTH donkeys. THE FUCKING SHARK, EXACTLY.

Dude if they don't adopt you, I will. PROVIDED YOU GET YOSELF A BOWLING BALL, GURL.

[imaginarycircus]

That sounds like so much fun. I kind of love your family. I only own one bowling ball and I am thinking that is suddenly not enough!

[queenklu]

Seriously, you need at least ten. And it helps if they each weigh at LEAST eighteen pounds for maximum whumpage. :D

[imaginarycircus]

Also we live in an apartment building with crazy giant cement urns and bushes that are topiaries. I have no idea where we'd play something like this. We could throw the bowling balls at the urns, but I have a feeling we'd get in trouble and they'd fine us and fail to see the whimsy.

[zagzagael]

I cannot believe it's been a year.

[queenklu]

I know, seriously. Where the hell has the time gone??