Aloha Aku No, Aloha Mai No [NC17] Danny/Steve

[queenklu]

This story gets a preface.

A BILLION YEARS AGO (approx.) someone in my public speaking class gave a speech about Hawaiian traditions she'd picked up on while living in Kauai. And I thought OOO, WHAT A LOVELY IDEA, and started writing, not understanding how much this fic would kick my ass.

imkalena  was an actual godsend, not even kidding, this fic would

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[starshine24mc]

In my head there is a room and in that room there is a toy box and in that toy box is a bunch of action figures and while I adore Virgin!Sherlock (BAMF!John Watson sold separately), and Cutesuit!Neal (with removable hat and anklet), I have to say that PanicAttack-BabySteps!Steve is now my favorite!

Thanks for this!

[queenklu]

Does he come with Safety-Blanket!Danny? Complete with the ILUBABE Verbal Expansion Pac(TM)? Because mine just totally arrived in the mail. ;DD

THANK YOU SO MUCH, BB! *GLOMPS*

[starshine24mc]

A new Danny action figure? I have the original Action-hands!Danny, and I found a dozen miniature ties on imaginaryebay, but I totally need the ILUBABE Verbal Expansion Pac!!

Also, I think the Camaro comes with little hand grenades and a six pack of beer! *L*

[queenklu]

miniature ties, i just died of cute askldfaklsd

[earthquakedream]

EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUST JIZZ ALL OVER THIS FIC OH MY GOD. (only let's pretend that's something less messy, 'cause, awkward.)

“Could you please lose the face around my daughter?”

“It’s not at all attractive,” Grace agrees, nodding solemnly. PERFECTION IS WHAT THIS IS.

i love everything about this. you have such a beautiful way with words, you wonderful wonderful woman, i want to kidnap you and make you write these boys for me all the time OH MAYBE WE SHOULD KIDNAP THE WRITERS OF THE SHOW AND MAKE THIS INTO AN EPISODE. YES? yes.

>__>

♥?

ALSO badass super-seal steve getting panic attacks when emotions happen to him is just wonderful, it's so amazing, and danny KNOWING why he is freaking out and trying to make him understand oh jesus oh i love this i just

I would not have forced you into this realization if it wasn’t breaking my heart every day, watching you delude yourself out of wanting something that might make you happy. That might make me happy, all right, let’s be honest, my motivations are not entirely unselfish. But I

[queenklu]

KASLJDFALSK I DON'T MIND YOUR NON-JIZZ, BB! Also, yes, I'm totally a Go on this whole writers-kidnapping plan, you get the boat, I'll bring the duct tape. *smiggles you up*

YOU ARE PERFECT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[fyrstrm]

They are so in luuuuuuuuurve! Excellent story!

[queenklu]

Oh man, thank you so much! (THEY ARE, IT'S RIDICULOUS, HOW SO MARRIED BOYS.)

[eveofnigh]

Ooooh, this is so adorable! (Afraid of his feelings!Steve is one of my favorite incarnations EVER). My family lived in Hawaii for three years, and the flower-behind-the-left-ear thing is a Really Big Deal there - a definite, blatant invitation to be hit on - so to see it included in a H50 fic makes me utterly squeeful. Thank you for writing this!

[queenklu]

LKDSJASLK OH THANK GOD, I was sincerely worried someone would tell me that my sources were wrong, or that this only applied to one tiny portion of Hawaii, or something. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME! I'M SOGLAD YOU ENJOYED IT! :DD

[imkalena]

Steve hums, sliding up Danny’s body until he can press a kiss to the curve of Danny’s neck. “Love you,” he whispers, half to see if he can do it.

Danny shivers all over, head slipping down between his shoulders even as he leans into Steve. “Shut up,” he groans, begs, “I just have all these preconceived notions-”

ILU so, so very much, but you already know that. :)

[queenklu]

ILU MORE, BB. ♥♥♥♥