bitches always be muckin wit mah threesomes

Jan 03, 2011 23:40


YOU GUYS. The picture i showed you? Of Martin Freeman groping Benedict Cumberbatch's thigh with his wife on the other arm?

here, i'll show you again )

benedictcumberbatchbenedictcumberbatch, martin "freehands" freeman, bitch bitch bitch, writing: i does it

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leodragon1 January 4 2011, 09:58:13 UTC
Really?

But she and Martin looked so CUTE!

Bet Benedict thought so too... *g* And that was how it started... Ben jokes that they look so good together, and Martin pretends to grope his thigh and say "Not just her" in a really smarmy way and they all laugh and then she goes, "Martin sandwich!" and they laugh some more but then Benedict looks at her and goes, "You're SERIOUS."

What happened next? *hands baton to you*

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queenklu January 4 2011, 10:09:02 UTC
I know! I KNOW! His real wife looks...scary, and not at all up for a threesome. :(

Ummmm. It's one in the morning, but how about....

Well Martin is all, "What? Martin sandwich? Is this some sort of kinky sex position or do you just want to give me a group hug?"

And Benedict is looking all bashful and awkward, which is so unlike him it takes Olivia a moment to get Martin's attention, even when she takes both his hands and tugs until he's half-facing her.

"We can start with a group hug," she begins, her voice low and ripply like she's swallowing a giggle. "And then maybe take it back to ours, if you're interested."

And Martin splutters because Um, What? And also, HUH? BENEDICT. And he twists so he can make sure that Benedict is aware that his girlfriend seems to be propositioning him, but Ben's head is ducked kind of low and before he can get their eyes locked Martin feels Ben's oddly tentative fingers settle at his hips, fingertips slipping up under his shirt.

(needs sleepytiemz nao kthnx, feel free to continue)

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leodragon1 January 4 2011, 17:07:35 UTC
Wow. It's obvious which one is the writer here. Bashful Benedict!

Okay, here's my next shot... *girds self*

Martin feels a jolt at the fingers resting lightly on his skin, moving up to his back and stroking, even as he shudders at Olivia's breath his neck, leans back. He stares at Ben, knows he probably looks stupid but can't seem to help it.

Ben's eyes flicker to Olivia, looking less bashful when he winks at her and removes his fingers. Martin glares at his smirk and puts a hand back on Ben's leg, squeezes it and sees Ben's eyes flutter.

"Let's go," Olivia whispers into his ear, voice low and husky now, making Martin feel hot. Ben seems to know what she's said, because he's tugging Martin up and they're saying goodbye to people as they leave, Olivia and Ben flanking him but not touching, so as to not giving anything away. Martin feels like his face is red and he wonders if people can tell anyway.

Then they're outside in the cool air.

ETA: Had to fix a copule of details when I read your bit again. Whoops.

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queenklu January 4 2011, 22:05:28 UTC
It's a slap in the face, sobering and dizzying all at once, and Martin has to hold onto something real before he stumbles and falls. His hand finds Ben's wrist, slips up under his sleeve, and Ben is right there, turns to catch and wrap him up in his arms and he is ridiculously tall. It's not fair. Olivia's hands slide around his waist, her chin resting on the top of his shoulder--it's a little bit better, but not by much. Martin feels swallowed by them both, small and safe and warm. He tucks his blushing face against Benedict's shoulder and clasps Olivia's delicate fingers probably harder than he means to ( ... )

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nebulia January 4 2011, 16:10:38 UTC
Iunno, Martin's wife just looks to me like she's trying really hard not to laugh. Or a sort of silly, quirky grin. xD

Maybe they should just have EPIC FOURSOME and get it over with. xD

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queenklu January 4 2011, 22:06:39 UTC
Haha, MEBBE. And i kind of like the smile too--it just feels like they caught her before she was finished, though. Right?

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namaresca January 5 2011, 13:11:18 UTC
OMG YAY you were planning to write something for me?! You are so awesome. And I almost think I like it better this way...it makes it seem even more like they were getting up to naughty stuff!!

I would also like to add that you and leodragon1 are fantabulous...I cannot wait to see the rest of the story you guys started :)

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queenklu January 5 2011, 19:37:18 UTC
*sigh* I've got an H5O ficmix i need to finish up (mmmmaybe today? I'm having people over) and then I REALLY NEED TO FINISH THE J2_REMIX. BUT AFTER THAT, YES. ALL OVER THIS.

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namaresca January 6 2011, 13:32:54 UTC
Hehehe, J2_REMIX sounds awesome as well...never too much J2 love in the world!

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