I Have a History of Taking Off My Shirt [NC17] Steve/Danny (H5O)

[queenklu]

I hope you are all having way too much fun with family and friends to read this, but MAYBE, maybe you are having waaaaaaaaay too much fun with family and friends on LJ! We are a giant disfunctional occasionally incestuous family, right bbs? So ~*~MERRY CHRISTMAS~*~  Have some porn from a fandom you may not be a part of.

*SMEESH*

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[shri_amato]

I don't watch H5O, so... yeah. Haven't read.

BUT, yes, we are a giant disfunctional occasionally incestuous family. *nodnods* *SMISHES YOU LIKE WHOA*

Merry Christmas, babe. Hope you get some pretty shirtless guy under the tree. *grins*

[queenklu]

I got so many pretty guys under my tree this year! SPN and Due South and Bones and SHERLOCK HOMG!

*smeeshes* Merry Christmas bb. Now go strap on your running shoes and go after Adam Lambert with a sprig of mistletoe. ;D

[shri_amato]

Yay for pretties under the tree. <3

And my running shoes are covered in mold and god-only-knows-what-else, and are at work right now. So... I don't supposed there would be any chance of my catching him if I were to slip into my stripper shoes and go after him with a sprig of mistletoe, huh? I'd probably just end up breaking my ankle.

*cuddles icon*

[queenklu]

OH MY GOD BB YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST SENDING ME A CARD. NOT CHOCOLATE (YOU REMEMBERED WHAT KINNNNND) AND A TEA BALL (OURS SUCKS. YOURS IS AMAZING. AND CUPCAKES ALKSDJF)

ILU. YOU'RE AMAZING. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR A WOMAN AS COOL AND BEAUTIFUL AS YOU TO BE FEELING BLUE THIS CHRISTMAS. SANTA AND STEVE AND DANNY SAY SO.

*TACKLESMISH*

[pixelinfandom]

awwwww shit I want to read this but I'm only up to ep 8, am I gonna be spoiled?

[queenklu]

Uhhh, mebbe. It's immediately post ep 9, but not too spoilery? QUICK GO WATCH AND CATCH UP!

*clicky* *edits post*

[pixelinfandom]

ok ok that I can do....

[pixelinfandom]

*SMISHES YOU TO PIECES* So, this is awesome and fantabulous and and and Happy Christmas to you!

(Also, my first H5O fic, so you get the cherry, have fun with it. BANTER YES, a fandom with BANTER, YAY. OMG.)

[linnet_melody]

So many good bits! (And I'm not just talking about the nakies.)

...marinated in manly SEAL-given mojo... plumeria! ... five-foot-fuck-all

You have my heart. And my soul. And I can't do commentfic for this fandom, 'cause my voice SUCKS. But I so want to.

[queenklu]

Eee soul! My favorite! Danny is fun to write, but i'm not sure i nailed him (uhhhh)--he's so delightfully grr!face and i wanted him to not be grr!face all the time...? If that makes sense...? IDK, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT BB! *GLOMPS*

[linnet_melody]

Oh you nailed him. ....Or Steve did. Heh. Heh heh. *cough*

Danno's this wonderful mish-mash of short-feisty-smart that is just perfect. People underestimate him and his brain and his heart and he's fuckin' OBSERVANT and it kills me that you made him so wounded and that Steve. Can. Tell.

...I'mma sit over here and re-read this and /love it all to pieces, kk?

[linnet_melody]

ALSO: because the image hit my brain and I must share it with you.

...and Danny rips the chord out... So there's a few Wiffenpoofs standing amongst the drywall and the planks, hands folded in front of them and sawdust in their hair and Danny grabs 'em by the short 'n curlies and produces a three-toned "Meeeeeeeep!"

Best typo ever. ♥

[elayna88]

Lovely banter and very hot!

[queenklu]

Thanks so much! I'm really glad you liked it! :D