TFLN DRABBLE FEST MARK III

[queenklu]

Bill Cosby was amazing, White Collar okay, lets be honest, Matt Bomer makes me salivate, and i had Writing Club yesterday, all which culminates into my AWOLability. And i want to talk to you about WritClub, but not yet--there isn't enough time before i go see Pride & Prejudice (the play) this afternoon.

But.

I WOULD LIKE TO DO A PROMPT FEST.

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[ace_of_spades6]

WHITE COLLAR MAKES YOU SALIVATE WITH IT'S FINE ASS HUSH YOUR MOUTH.

[queenklu]

WHITE COLLAR DOES NOT HAVE AN ASS BECAUSE IT IS NOT, IN FACT, A PERSON.

P.S. Did you have a prompt?

[ace_of_spades6]

OH WHATEVER YOU KNOW IT DOES. DON'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR LOGIC.

P.S. Oh my goodness! Of course! BRB LEMME FIND ONE ♥

[ace_of_spades6]

Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.

Dean/Sam of course LOL I LOVE THAT OTP SFM HAHAHA

Sooooo....this is more or less J2. Not a whole lot of less. Oops.

[queenklu]

Jared has exactly half a second before Jensen’s in his lap. Or, well, in his lap as far as the cramped booth allows, which means Jensen’s ass is in a puddle of beer from Jared’s spilled corona and Jensen’s knees are planted either side of Jared’s hips. It’s apparently real funny inside Jensen’s head, because his whole face scrunches in a giggle while he throws his arm around Jared’s shoulders

[amnoturmonkey]

THIS

(915): I told you I was good to drive
(1-915): dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

... ok you know I'm gonna ask you for SAM/NEAL.
But if you find that impossible do do, then J2 would be the next best thing :D

[amnoturmonkey]

Ok, ok, just, pick one, if you must, but:

(315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[amnoturmonkey]

HOMG I SWEAR I'M GONNA STOP NOW BUT M2, DUDE, M2!!!!!!!!

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

And one day their adopted kids will ask, "When was the first time he said ilu..."

[queenklu]

“Yes…This is a fertile land…and we shall call it…This Land

[chica_charlie]

I FUCKING LOVE WHITE COLLAR. ♥

Can I pick two, I really want to do two. You don't have to, but I couldn't choose... *hands*

He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening. - Arthur/Eames

(218):

Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
(1-218):

Both? - Peter/Neal

I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo. - J2

oops, that was three. obviously you don't have to do them all. :p I'm just throwing out options.

TOO MANY GOOD CHOICES. D:

[queenklu]

Sometimes Arthur wonders if Eames’ hideously mismatching shirts are meant to distract from Eames’ hideous mismatching tattoos. Because seriously-pink and green stripped paisley should need to have an honest to god excuse and possible permission from the government to be worn. Like, going under cover. As what is anyone’s guess, but sometimes looking at Eames makes Arthur want to cry.If he could just. Put him in something anywhere near the normal color/style spectrum. Like black-or no, not black, because the sudden image of Eames in a black button-up dress shirt makes Arthur’s palms sweat. But maybe a blue. A nice, normal, boring blue. Which would makes Eames’ eyes pop and jesus fucking christ Arthur needs to get laid and how

Re: TOO MANY GOOD CHOICES. D:

[chica_charlie]

OHMYFUCKINGGODILU.

THIS IS THE ONE I WANTED THE MOST, AND SHE-YIT YOU DID IT FANTASTICALLY.

If he could just. Put him in something anywhere near the normal color/style spectrum. Like black-or no, not black, because the sudden image of Eames in a black button-up dress shirt makes Arthur’s palms sweat. But maybe a blue. A nice, normal, boring blue. Which would makes Eames’ eyes pop and jesus fucking christ Arthur needs to get laid and how.

HAHA Oh Arthur, you silly man. You need to get laid by Eames, obvs!

“I named it after you,” Eames says, eyelashes low and his voice lower.

*shivers* aslkdfjasldkfa he so totally would, too, UNF. *______________*

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. *SQUEES*

Re: TOO MANY GOOD CHOICES. D:

[queenklu]

You had so many good options! AND I'VE NEVER WRITTEN ARTHUR/EAMES BEFORE! I'm just glad you liked it! :DDD

*GLOMPS*

[linnet_melody]

(954):

Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.

Neal and Mozzie w/ the Duck Boys and FrayK

IT'S A TWOFER!!

[queenklu]

“Is that a-“ Neal stops himself and frowns, because, well, crazy is Mozzie’s job

[linnet_melody]

Heeeeeehehehehehehee!

Oh, that was wonderful. <3

[queenklu]

Thanks bb! This one was being difficult. :[ BUT YAY YOU LIKE IT SO. ♥