I'm gonna strangle someone tonight. Its gonna be great.

I'm thinking way too much about one thing in particular..it's making me insane. I yi yi.. Melissa will calm me down when she gets off work..but thats still about 3hrs and 20mins away. hah I suck. Theres a couple other things bothering me..but i'm just gonna try to ignore them. yep...wish me luck.

I'm a beer driven chef...

I have taco sauce in mi hair....i shook the bottle when i thought it was closed. later...

Why do i get stuck with the weirdos? The ones who get all creepy and psychotic after hanging out with them once...cupid hates me. the bastard.

I fucking give up. Its your life, do what the fuck you want. Dont look for me the next he fucks up..the next time you realize that things are never gonna change.. I wont be there to comfort you the next time he makes you cry. Have a nice life. Cuz i'm not a part of it anymore.

Karaoke? I yi yi. We must've lost our minds in the bottoms of the many shot glasses and beer bottles...I blocked a cock last night that had no chance at all...is that still cock blocking? I think so.

RIP

Julio and Lola
2004 - 2004

hrm dont quite know.. 'cept i've canceled oone crush out..so thats good news..i saw him today..and yah..nothin.. hoohaa.. one less thing to be retarded about.. although rana is angry at me cuz i dont wann take her money for a class to go to an oreintation that goes tomorrow and next saturday.. i yi yi..i may be a lazy drunk fuck..but sstill i gotta ( Read more... )

So..this is new... we have two baby squirrels living in the backyard. Julio, and Lola. I got a 20 dolla tip tonight at work. Someone cashed a $500 ticket and was feeling generous.