Too Funny

[queenb727]

I saw this on another board and it was so funny i decided to post it in my journal. It reminds me of my mom.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about

Comments

[tanisnikana]

And that is awesome. ^_^

[queenb727]

I thought so:)

[faeryfan86]

Ha ha. It's so true, I can see my mother saying some of that stuff.

[queenb727]

My mom said a lot of it.

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

It was an empty threat and i knew it but it always worked.

[ns_tulkas]

Oh man, gotta email this to my mom, she'll love it.

great!

[lthedreamsrgone]

I think one way or another this is EVERYONE's mother! :-)

[andrea1701]

I like the last one the best!! Haha, kinda mean but true!