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[queen_salazar]

Well, I have had an absolutely lovely time here in Italy so far! Draco's villa is lovely now that it has been sufficiently cleaned, and my room is more than satisfactory. Though, Draco seems to be a bit more reserved than usual; I think it is just because he has been having some trouble sleeping because he has been out clubbing every nightThe

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[not_draconis]

His forehead was absurdly large, how could I not possibly bring it to his attention?

[queen_salazar]

I realize he had an absurdly large forehead, Draco, but you do realize how low that was, don't you? You are much too talented at the art of insulting to have to go for the forehead.

[not_draconis]

I know, you're right.

It was no such thing! I was extremely exhausted, on a fairly tight schedule and it was the first thing that caught my eye, and, quite honestly, how could you not say something to someone unfortunate enough to have such a substantial amount of forehead?

[queen_salazar]

And why is it you were so exhausted, Draco? I mean, we had just finished a day at the spa. That is supposed to be relaxing, you know. And it wasn't just the first thing you noticed; you were about to charm a bulls-eye to the middle of it.

[shapely_millie]

I'm delighted you have a wonderful time. Theodore is finally awake. I doubt I'll find another vase like the one that got vomited in. It could have been scourgified except an unknown you know who knocked it over shattering it to pieces. I'm not upset.

[queen_salazar]

Oh, yes, I had a wonderful time. I was quite delighted that we got your man servants to act out Cleopatra's life story. Those are some real gems you have, Millie.

Don't be too hard on Theo, Millie. I think he has learned his lesson.

[shapely_millie]

I nearly had a stroke when that one handsome servant decided to straddle Theodore. That certainly wasn't part of Cleopartra's life story.

Oh, I'm being nice enough. We're having a pleasant time. He can find me an even bigger and prettier vase later.

[queen_salazar]

I don't think I will ever forget the look on your face, or the look on Draco's face. I must say, I found that entire situation entirely too funny. I almost choked on my wine. And when he said that he was one of Cleopatra's servants and Theo was the canoe he was using to cross the river, I nearly died.

I am sure he will do just that, Millie. Especially after you have shown him so much hospitality.

[missinturpined]

I'm happy to hear that you're having a wonderful time in Italy.

Have you seen Greg at all this summer, by chance?