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[queen_salazar]

So, this is the esteemed vu_network. The place where Granger went crazy, Millicent developed an obsession with can openers, and Draco was blinded.

Thank you for being so kind as to remind me of this project, Professor Pawson

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[shapely_millie]

My dear Pansy. I am not obsessed with can openers. You very well know I have a 4 and half foot essay to complete.

No matter, welcome to our place of drama.

[queen_salazar]

True. But obsession is a very contagious disease. Are you sure Pawson isn't rubbing off on you?

Thank you for that. One would think that a place created to promote... unity, would have less drama. Though, what else do you expect? The place is swamped with Gryffindors.

[shapely_millie]

If he were rubbing I'd let you know.

I'm very glad for another Slytherin. Now all we need is Blaise and we'll be set.

[queen_salazar]

If he were rubbing, you had better let me know. Sharing is caring, my friend.

Yes, I am very glad for another Slytherin as well. My housemates are getting tormented relentlessly. It really only goes to show how uncouth some people are.