Hey, so, remember how yesterday sucked, and I didn't want to go into details because it was just that bad? Here's a way for you to define how much fun I didn't have: ( Possible TMI )
Mostly I was like, "It's only poo! Perfectly biologically normal!" but every once in a while I'd get a good whiff and go, "AUGH IT IS POO. THIS IS SO GROSS."
My manager had a go at it today, but he couldn't fix it, either, which was oddly comforting. It wasn't my lack of plunging skills! He is convinced that it's something wrong with the toilet itself. I am not going to argue.
Srsly, tho. I was like, 'POO IN A TOILET that I have to POKE AT WITH A STICK is less awful than Saturday! Saturday was really, really shitty!' And then I laughed a little hysterically at my own wit.
Feces on the floor everyday. Feces on the mirror. Filled-condoms in the gardens. Even better? We had someone who got off by pooping in the middle of the road, so each and every day... it was all about picking up someone's turds and soiled TP off the street.
However, it WAS by the beach and all, so life was generally ok.
Working for the City, how much did you earn? If it was more than $11/hour, you got paid more to deal with fecal matter than I am. On the other hand, you didn't get free coffee, like, hourly, so. *weigh hands*
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i sympathize.
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My manager had a go at it today, but he couldn't fix it, either, which was oddly comforting. It wasn't my lack of plunging skills! He is convinced that it's something wrong with the toilet itself. I am not going to argue.
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::cuddles you consolingly::
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Not that I'd be able to pull it off, either. Waaaaaaay too much maintenance, methinks.
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Feces on the floor everyday. Feces on the mirror. Filled-condoms in the gardens. Even better? We had someone who got off by pooping in the middle of the road, so each and every day... it was all about picking up someone's turds and soiled TP off the street.
However, it WAS by the beach and all, so life was generally ok.
You can delete this. I won't blame you at all.
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POOP IS REALLY WEIRD AND GROSS.
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