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[queen_beruthiel]

I'LL KILL HIM! HE'S DEAD. HE'S FUCKING DEAD.

*cries* Mizti...why did it have to be YOU? ;_;

*gathers her other feline minions about her as they launch into a cacophanous mewling over the death of their colleague.*

*Glares at a tea-shop customer who complains about the noise*

What? You never seen cats in mouring before? PISS OFF.

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[_fingolfin]

*sends the little fucker's head back to you in a box*

[queen_beruthiel]

*Reads the note*

*mutters* I'm NOT at his "beck and call"...*

*Looks inside*

*SCREAMS* ;_;

*Will now probably hunt you down and blow your brains out, a la Brad Pitt in Seven.*

[_fingolfin]

*don't fuck with The King, bitch*

((XD XD))

[queen_beruthiel]

*Buries the box out the back*

*Marks the grave with a couple of lollipop sticks* :(

(("What's in the box!?! What's in the boooooox!?"
"It's Gwynnie!"
"OMG YAY! :D"))

[eol_moriquende]

::thunders down the stairs with his hands on his ears and a scowls firmly in place::

DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

::sneezes loudly::

::curses his allergies even louder::

[queen_beruthiel]

FINGOLFIN KILLED MITZI, DAMN HIM TO MANDOS!

[eol_moriquende]

YAY!

::is going to playthis his way::

WHAT A BASTARD! Avenge Blitzy's death - kill Fingolfin.

[queen_beruthiel]

YEAH!

...

*suddenly remembers that she has no idea how to handle a sword.*

Can't you do it? He's plotting against you, you know. Aredhel was whinging about you to him, that was the last thing I heard before...before... *SOBS* :'(

And her name was "Mitzi." With an 'M.'