every turn a surprise (Bert/Brendon, R)

[quarterturn]

Holy crap, I actually finished a fic.

every turn a surprise
The Used/PATD, Bert/Brendon
2815 words, rated R

It's basically porn at a Halloween party. Originally written for a requester at anon_lovefest (which I obviously fail at since I'm not staying anon), who wanted Princess Jasmine!Brendon/Captain Jack Sparrow!Bert. schneestern was awesome enough to fix the mistakes

Comments

[makesomelove]

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. BERT! AND! BRENDON! Brendon is a pretty princess! And Bert! Yes!!!!!

[quarterturn]

I'm glad I could contribute to your level of excitement. :D

Thanks so much for the comment! :)

[earlofcardigans]

Oh my god, Jess! This is hilarious. I fucking love Bert.

[quarterturn]

Haha, thanks, bb. I have to admit, if I knew someone like that in real life, I'd probably be grossed out but find them really endearing. :D

[alternatekeys]

That was awesome. It's definitely not a pairing I ever though I'd read, but I'm glad I did. And Bert would make the best Captain Jack Sparrow.

[quarterturn]

Thank you, sweetheart! Especially for giving it a try when you weren't sure about the pairing. ♥

[sparkfrost]

This is hilarious, awesome, and hot, all rolled into one. You officially win!

Also, what a random pairing! Who knew I'd like it?!

[quarterturn]

Thank you so much! It is a totally random pairing, lol, but I'm really glad it worked for you. ♥

[of_evangeline]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING TWO OF MY MOST FAVOURITE PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER? A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. *hearteyes forever*

[quarterturn]

YAY I CAN HAZ LOVE AND HEARTEYES! \O/

♥