THIS JUST IN:

[quarex]

Imagine the worst Rice Krispy Treat you have ever had, a handful of fragments from years-old Jolly Ranchers found stuck in your couch, and a tiny bar of chocolate Produit de Equatorial Guinea bulk ChocoManufactureCo. This, friends, is the "Special K Bliss Bar." It is like a 5-year-old was given free reign over the entirety of General

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[lishd]

MAIL THEM TO ME

I LIKE SPECIAL K

you probably will mail them to me simply because you like that type of absurdity.

IF YOU LOVE SPECIAL K,

[quarex]

YOU'LL LOVE SPECIAL K BLISS!!!

I do not know if I could really do this to you. I have thought of a lot of things to do to you in my time, but this is not one of them.

Re: IF YOU LOVE SPECIAL K,

[lishd]

ok, send it wrapped in $20 bills.

Done and done!

[quarex]

The $20 bills are POISONED!

[caitx0r]

I wish someone would invent a bacon flavored protein bar.

Done and done.

[quarex]

Somebody needs to break out of the mold. If we eat bacon for breakfast, why not make it part of a breakfast bar?! THE DELICIOUS FLAVORS OF ORANGE JUICE, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, COFFEE, AND REGRET