Dance #101 [Filtered from Rue and Fakir//difficult to hack]

[quackingly]

Do you find that there's a sever lack of grumpiness and over-protectiveness in your life? Is your day missing an easily-flustered teenage boy? Are you looking to add more powerful ballet dancing, skilled storytelling, and sexy voice in your life

Comments

Loooooooooool~

[misterblackbird]

What a remarkable offer. How very interesting.

<333

[quackingly]

I'd try to give you a salespitch, but I think you've already signed up as his friend.

[misterblackbird]

Yes, I believe I have--or as something like a friend, at least. But, thank you.

[quackingly]

Well, maybe you can provide a testimonial!

1/2

[brainsnotfists]

[Just...what the hell?]

2/2

[brainsnotfists]

[Trying not to giggle as she read this. This is too cute.]

Is--is there a warranty?

[quackingly]

Uhhhhh...we can cover emotional defects for up to 90 days, but due to the nature of Grumpy Knight any physical damage is the liability of the owner unless proof can be given that it was the product's fault.

[brainsnotfists]

Okay, I guess that's fair. What's the payment plan? Is there a payment back gaurantee if I'm not satisfied with my friendship?

[princess_crow]

Why I am being offered as compensation?

[quackingly]

Nonono, not compensation! You're a special gift! Only for the people that are quick enough and good enough!

[princess_crow]

I could have been a stand alone. Hmpf.

[quackingly]

But you don't need it as much as Fakir does! You actually make friends sometimes, he can know people for years and not get close to them. He's stubborn...

amused Douemki is amused.

[monsterepellant]

Very unique sales pitch, Ahiru-chan.

[quackingly]

Thank you! I put a lot of thought into it!

[monsterepellant]

I can tell. It's creative.

[quackingly]

Wow, you think so? Thanks! I hope it works!