HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

okay. i know i do this all the time. and people get sick of it. BUT I JUST. HAVE TO EXPRESS. MY FEELINGS ( Read more... )

i want to adopt a dog from the humane society SO BAD

SO BAD!!

next time we move, we are moving to a place that allows dogs. AND SCREW PIBB!

no really. will someone screw pibb. because apparently she is in heat and it is fucking disgusting.

KBYE

so i just wanted to tell you all that even though i am being melodramatic, it is technically true that eddie is now a suspect in a police case. and we don't even know what crime was committed ( Read more... )

i feel that i must take the time to ponder here why women are such whores, and why they must make me ashamed to be one of them ( Read more... )

today, we went to the grocery store, and our cashier was a girl who i used to sit next to in ecology class. and i wasn't expecting her to recognize me, considering she only talked to me maybe twice, but she did and she asked "are you taking ecology again this year?" cause last year, i don't know, i guess a lot of people didn't like the teacher we ( Read more... )

HOW DO I GET A CREDIT CARD WITH NO FREAKIN' CREDIT.

I NEED TO BUILD CREDIT!

and by i, i mean eddie, because obviously i can't get a credit card without a job anyway, but i mean, eddie has a job, and HE WAS REJECTED! :o

we have no credit, i am. i have no idea what to do.

so the sixth hp movie was a big disappointment. i guess i should be used to it by now, but. the trailers looked so awesome.

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have. have any of you seen the...

2 girls 1 cup / 1 girl 1 pitcher / 2 girls 1 finger / 4 girls fingerpainting / kids in a sandbox videos.

'CAUSE MAN, THEY'RE NASTY!!!11111111

p.s. jar squatter is also p. nasty.

i feel like barfing.

but man, in 2 girls 1 cup. she shits so fast. i wish i could do that.