THANK FUCK

[qthewetsprocket]

X-DRAFT MOTHERBITCHES

*collapses*

Fifteen thousand words. FIFTEEN. Fucking. THOUSAND.

I bow to you, story. You were a worthy opponent. But DAMN, we really need to trim you the hell down.

Q
*polishes up the pruning shears*

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[travels_in_time]

O_o

[qthewetsprocket]

I have, thus far in the my life, thankfully never had to pass a kidney stone. But if it were possible to pass one through your neurons, then I think I can guess what that feels like now.